y'all wanna hear how I would rewrite rott???
(no hate to the movie I did enjoy it, this is just a fix it - if someone actually wants to write this please tag me I would love that)
- staja never happened cause Aja didn't really need a love interest but Steve is still her 'blond oaf'
- instead steli/creepslayerz cause they gay honey
- Steve is now ohmygod my bf is tall and hot and they kiss the end (fade to black movies over jkjk)
- they go to get Excalibur and call in the secret weapon
- Steve is insufferable but it's cause his bf is there lmao
- he's not used to being the short one
- nomura still dies and THEY ACTUALLY MOURN HER
- instead of strickler and Jim talking, waltholomew grabs the charges, chucks them at the thing as a flyby and just manages to get out of range but falls, injured
- he lives tho cause Barbara fucking deserves something GOOD LET HER HAVE IT
- they see the titan rise again and same dread
- they go to Hong Kong cause they've lost contact with Claire
- Archie manages to get out too, his dad willingly stays behind, does he die? does he take over? tbd
- then the mega gun robot collapses, everyone is okay and they regroup
- when Claire does the big portal, she faints for a hot sec when they get back and more, if not all, of her hair turns white
- nari and skrael still fight and both die
- horrible realisations happen etc.
- things go as usual but instead when the time stone (avengers much??) reveals itself and "the chronostone make right", it takes jim back to when they're planning after they do the hero speech
- this time, less sticky magic is used on Toby so he gets up on the titan and instead it's both him and Jim fighting together in the end
- bellroc never stood a chance
- especially when it's blinky who goes in and manages to set off the magic killer thingy
- however the magic in Jim's armour shorts out for some reason and Warhammer is super heavy
- so both of them sucker punch bellroc off the titan and bellroc disintegrates
- blinky survives but he's missing an arm and an eye or two
- also he actually needs a staff or walking aid now cause his legs are pretty banged up
- but he's made of stone so like he's more durable
- anyways the movie ends with the stricklake wedding and everything is okay
- maybe it finishes with Jim's best man speech or just a voice over with everyone happy and safe
- maybe it's sunset (closing the series) or sunrise (new beginnings await, just not on screen)
- "Don't think. Become."
- roll credits
