Listen, Do You Know How Much Braining It Takes

Fucking hard or hardly fucking am I right brother

if i was invited to the met gala i would simply understand the assignment

dont ever pluck your eyebrows when you're mentally ill

There is a level of my boobs looking fantastic where I become indifferent to the existence and concerns of others. I become transcendent. I am nice tittied. I have reached a different level of humanity because of these two mounds of fat. I am Narcissus, gently bouncing forever in front of my own reflection. I’m dominating this match of five dimensional gender expression chess and my opponents don’t even know that they’re playing. I body block Amelia in her room until she tells me my boobs look nice today. I am a monster, I am a tyrant, I am having a good body image day. Don’t even get me STARTED about my butt!! It’s okay. Let’s go back to the boobs. Fantastic. Excellent. Solipsistic. Amoral. Titties.

Every time you slap your ass and the movement ripples up through your stomach fat and jiggles your breasts, you legally get to run one red light

david tennants so funny to me cuz  hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot

David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants

i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.

for the love of all that is good in the world, someone needs to do that completely feral welshman next

michael sheens venn diagram is a circle labelled Slut

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy

i hate what terfs did to bangs

its a classic goth girl staple and terfs shouldnt be allowed to get them anymore

adsasgrfsth

“you have to stop buying every mug you think is cute” what’s that? i can’t hear you over the sound of all my mugs clinking together in the cabinet as i try to find space for this new mug i bought

It’s never JUST about the tomatoes.

I’ve had a couple relationships like this in the past. One man in particular never had any emotional investment in me or my life or passions whatsoever. He wasn’t a bad person at all, just really emotionally distant/uninvolved. It gets old when you’re the one always putting in the effort “how was your day? How’s that thing you’re working on? That’s really cool! I wanna do this with you!” and you NEVER get that in return, and when you do, you had to beg for it. At the most, I’d get a vague like on Facebook occasionally and that was it. I got to a point where it was emotional misery every day to beg for the bare minimum, so that relationship ended. Now days that guy blames me and says “but I never abused you! I never hit you!” but my dude, you ignored everything about me and left me in emotional distress for it. Humans NEED basic validation and emotional connection especially from family/spouses. You can’t stay with someone to be ignored most the time. Shit gets seriously old. 

Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”

Damn this post rlly struck a cord with u guys hello mfs who cry easily i love all of you and care you