Niko

Imagine your OTP/3+ are West Virginia coal miners. They work side by side day by day, until one day the main shaft caves in. They catch each other’s eyes just as the lantern light gutters out and leaves them in darkness. They die holding hands, choking on the afterdamp (poisonous gases) of the explosion.

JAKE: There's not really a romantic story. I came on— I started interning at CollegeHumor, and Amir was already a writer, and uh, I think they left us alone in a room and Amir still— he didn't introduce himself to me and still wouldn't speak to me after the room was empty, and uh, he eventually wrote me an email, and he said 'Hello, my name is Amir. I like watermelon Jolly Ranchers and hamburgers. What about you?'