THANE

Hello! I'm Samsa and I love too many robots. I am 21+ and Megatron is an old, old man who is very tired.

Mature topics or NSFW things may crop up from time to time. I will try to do my best to tag, but if I’ve missed something in particular and you need it tagged, please let me know and I’ll do my best to tag it going forwards.

Yes, your muse can in fact attack or harass Megatron as much as you'd like. He has a higher threshold than most other Megatrons, but he can and will make his opinions known-- so I hope your characters know what they're getting into.

OCs are always welcome. Please just have an about page or have the patience to tell me about your character so I can figure out the best way for our muses to interact.

Please note that I have really bad eyesight and poor health overall :( Because of this I tend to avoid formatting text– but please don’t hesitate to use graphics if you like to! I just ask you be aware that I can’t read small text.

Please. Help him. The Terrans have not taken the time change well and now Megatron is stuck where he is under a pile of recharging younglings.

A younger, crueler self would let the dice fall where they may, personal loyalty be damned. An even younger Megatron would be beside himself.

...the more he has this urge to pick up and carry smaller mechs.

Megatron sighs heavily, squoon halfway to his mouth.

booze.

The things

it can do to you

lips and tongue and past the throat and in your heart and through your veins

both above and beneath

is it worth