Layla

lmao just now finding out this is because apparently men's deodorant sticks to armpit hair better. so they were just out here assuming women had perfectly shaved armpits 24/7 I guess

sports are so comforting to me. always there. someone to blame my problems on.

The Gwynriel and Elucien fans keep forgetting that Lucien also acts plagued by the mating bond. Elain was forced upon him as much as he was forced upon her, he just has the added burden of having grown up knowing what happens to males who get rejected. He doesn't want Elain, he just doesn't want to go crazy.

And people still say Elain will be leaving the Night Court...while she encourages celebrating their traditions to the High Lady herself

flamingo pink, sunrise boulevard / light pink sky, up on the roof / give me the blues and then purple-pink skies / cheeks pink in the twinkling lights / summertime spritz, pink skies

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have

I’m not saying it’s wrong to take care of yourself but when I see posts praising old women for having good skin and no wrinkles because they never sunbathed or smiled or ate sugar it makes me sad. what’s the point? I think if you get to 80 and you have lots of wrinkles and you’re a bit fat it’s a sign of a life well lived

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.