Cause i'm batman

Yeah, but Marvel’s Man-Thing had Swamp Thing beat by a mile.  ;-)

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

"hey bro" “yeah bro?” “i wanna live in ur socks” “hahah, why bro?” “so i can be with you every step of the way” “…oh m y god… bro :’)”

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(( IT’S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE SHE’S BRITISH ))

OH. MY. GOD.

THERE ARE TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE RN O MY GOT YOU HAVE GOT TO WATCH THIS

that math innuendo was fucking brilliant omfg

This show changed a generation

'Hello land dog, I am water dog.'

This movie gives me life