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Here We Go With This Bullshit Again

(This post is childish. The man in question is not a representation of all Black men. I love y’all) You know what. There was a short period recently where I thought I was a feminist. Then I realized I’m not; I’m just a Black woman who loves to cape for other Black women. But there are times when I must don my Wonder Woman costume and punch the clock for ALL women. Now is one of those times. Let’s…

Someone Done Messed Around and Seasoned the Golden Globes

Who added collards to the menu? Someone must have slapped the pure shit out of the Golden Globes, because the Blackness that courses through the nominations this year is super real. Either that, or they’re just tired of our mouths. Now my pessimistic worldview leads me to tell you that even though they nominated them, they’ll find a way to ensure they don’t win. Nominations are pacifiers anyway.…

Coonye, Trade Deadlines, and The Sorry Ass Confederate Killer.

Orange Face and Coonye Is it just me, or are y’all taking this Kanye thing a little too seriously? Please. I threw Coonye’s ass to the white walkers back when he dropped Yeezus. So his little meeting with y’all new president didn’t faze me. The same man who yelled GEORGE BUSH DOESN’T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE on national got damn TV out here showing his ass. How regular. And I knew I had a…

I’m Gonna Try Something New…

Welp. I said back in January that I was gonna give y’all one good post a month. Here it is 9 months later and I’m only on my third post of the year. Ain’t God good? I have a question for y’all: do you “get” my humor? When y’all read my posts, do you read them in my voice? Do you hear my voice in your head? I realized my posts really aren’t that funny if you don’t know me personally. It’s…

What We Gon’ Do?

So I skipped February. I told y’all I would give you one good post a month, and I skipped February. I just started in January lmao. I had one job smh. Anyway, it’s March now and I’m back. My son turned 1 on March 9th, and though we didn’t do much because I’m boring, it was cool. Hell I couldn’t even take care of a dog at one point in my life, and here I am with a 1 year old full human being. God…

2015 Christmas Playlist. For those who were struggling to make their own, lol.

Here we are on the cusp of another Christmas and niggas still out here acting ungrateful. But anyway. I LOVE CHRISTMAS. Don’t come through here talking about how Christmas is a pagan holiday and yada yada, because everything is what you make it. If all you see is it being a pagan holiday, then cool. But I see it as the time we celebrate Jesus’ birth. He may not have been born exactly on the 25th,…

WAKE Y’ALL ASSES UP: Daniel Holtzclaw

We sleep? I know I was. I was patrolling another blog the other day and was skimming through the comments, when I came across a commenter continuously replying to other comments with #DANIELHOLTZCLAW #DANIELHOLTZCLAW #DANIELHOLTZCLAW. I was like wth, who is this nut and what is this shit? Then I went to google and read up. And good Lord was I sleep. Daniel Holtzclaw, please make your way to the…

Why the World “Female” is Derogatory

Look. I’ve been on a power trip in my own head lately so forgive me if I come off strong. But the term “female” is a weak ass term and it’s derogatory as hell. We are women. WOMEN. Ladies. Ma’am’s. Mrs. Ms. Are men referred to as “males?” No. They are men. And we refer to them as such. So when I hear a man refer to a woman as “female,” I cringe. Being female is a characteristic of women. It’s…

Christopher Columbus: The Worst

To all my family members who are about to read this post filled with expletives, excuse me, but you know how I do. To all my friends who would feel some type of way if I DIDN’T curse, YOU KNOW HOW I DO LOL. With that being said… Christopher Columbus’ ass is so despicable. I swear I can’t wait for Spike Lee to catch hold of his ass and make a movie displaying the REAL atrocities he committed. Is…

Men, Y’all Funny lol.

This meme here tickled me. Most memes tickle me. But this one in particular impregnated me with laughter because of the caption. It’s a trivial piece of shit, but it leads you to greater thoughts about if men really think women should do things like this for them just because. Look here. The average man today is lazy as hell. In my opinion there are only 3% eligible Black men THAT LIKE WOMEN. The…

Chile Boo: Racist Undertones In Our Favorite Childhood Movies/Shows

*posted on my original blog on October 16, 2014 I can honestly say that as a child, I was a stan for these movies. And when I read this article I remembered just how damn unbothered I was by the alleged “racist undertones.” Now I will admit, about two of these had me like, “yeah, now that shit is racist right there.” And I’ve always heard people say that Disney is, was, and has been racist for a…

Cissy Houston: Bridge Over Troubled Choruses

        *posted on my original blog on September 30, 2014 They were doing a cover of Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep,” but if you watch Cissy’s mouth, ain’t no telling what the hell she singing. It seems she purposely left her watch at home so that she could make sure we knew that she didn’t have the time to give a damn about the lyrics to this song. She couldn’t catch them lyrics if they were a…

Gabrielle Union Wants Her Nudies Taken Down

*posted on my original blog on September 26, 2014 I had to file this under #fixitJesus because He’s the only one who can erase Gabrielle Union’s nudies from the internet. If you didn’t know, all types of celebrities nude photos got leaked not too long ago. Meagan Good, Jennifer Lawrence, Kim Kardashian, etc. Nude photo leaks are not new to the internet; we’ve seen Amber Rose, Rihanna, Omarion,…

Y’all Voting for Bishop or What? Lol, Cause Look…

*posted on my original blog on August 06, 2014 Now if you don’t live in Suffolk, you won’t know who I’m talking about or why, so let me paint a picture for you. Imagine going through high school with a very charismatic character. Charismatic, but worrisome/worsome. Talented, sings a little bit (check out his song HERE), but Lord is he WORRISOME. Imagine this same charismatic and talented yet…