king mercury

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

the beatles were a boy band who got big bc teenage girls loved them so much and were so passionate but now people associate them with greasy 20 something pretentious white  boys……. what if in the future 20 something white boys try 2 reclaim one direction??? will i be ok. i don’t know. it might actually kill me. i’ll die at like 65 bc i’ll hear a 22 year old ugly white boy talking about what an Artist ™ harry styles is 

The difference is that the Beatles actually wrote their own music. Hours upon hours upon hours of music. Also, the two that are still alive are in their 70’s and still write music

who wants to tell them lol

Crazy.. to think about.

you can see the remorse in his eyes

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

Area 51. We got aliens. The best aliens. More aliens than Russia and China. And Mexico is gonna pay for it.

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

wondering if i will sneeze today

keep us posted

no.  its none of your business

ARE YOU THICK!!!!!!!!

you: love bunny me, an intellectual: affection rabbit

i cant believe you memed on my post

Halloween takes place on a Monday this year and if that doesn’t perfectly sum up how awful 2016 has been I don’t know what will

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous