Literally just a guy

having your first day back in therapy and realizing you may in fact be emotionally repressed bc of the energy drain it was to talk about that shit

I’m 5 foot 11 but always say I’m 5 foot 9 just to blow up the spot for people who are 5 and 10.5 inches and round up to 6 feet

I, not unlike what one may call the first modern oracle or seer, accidentally communed with another timeline in which the moon became the so called “Australia of America” bc trump started deporting people to the moon 

my toxic trait believing that through force of will and extraordinary effort I will be the first modern example of apotheosis

*me a person who is mentally unwell and struggling on my own when I see a busted emo*: I could fix them