Big G

It’s like “She’s so sexy I’m literally drooling and barking God forgive me I am sinning I am lusting” yeah and your maximum level of intimacy with that woman is gonna be sculpting her in marble. I don’t think anyone goes to hell for that

Should I do this? 

….. is this….. me?

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

This is so true

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

Weirdly I don’t like the look of orange in nature 😭 but I like artificial orange.

This is what I'm talking about when I say "You don't really want a pet wolf, they already make a wolf you can keep in your house and it's called a dog."

No. I want the original

Starting to suspect this might be the human condition

PLEASSEEEE I LOVE HIM

Yes

Me watching all my ships fall apart because I don’t know how to build ships: :0

The harassment of Neil Gaiman after good omens 2 proves that we should do things the old fashioned way! Authors should be dead or otherwise unable to be contacted, that way you have nowhere to send your complaints.

Actually on second thought… I just realized they bullied Arthur Conan Doyle into resurrecting Sherlock so maybe I was a little mistaken