Professional Lush

ok! well! just submitted the docs to enroll my one and only child! in kindergarten! so! time to get a graduate degree! to fill the void!

a powerlifting gym opened in my neighborhood my life is complete I can lift again and I never have to leave a 2-3 block radius of my apartment

My child about 2 hours after making a puddle on the bathroom floor and making no attempt to clean it up or tell anyone: is this floor made out of chinchilla fur because it takes forever to dry!!

My city council district has a gorgeous progressive running against a white lady with a flat bob who hates affordable housing and transit. Every volunteer event for the progressive (Faizah Malik) is staffed with a beautiful smiling rainbow of every age bracket and ethnicity while every table I see for her opponent is one to two old white ladies who look mad.

I don’t particularly want to create content but when I see that every local government/transit creator is just the most annoying man you’ve ever met I sometimes think I should

the horror of being woken up before 6am so that your child can show you what the tooth fairy brought her

The number of people of all ages that still willingly grill themselves under the sun at the beach shocks me every time. Meanwhile I’m under our uv blocking shade in a cardigan.

if I’ve learned anything from coming to the farmers market every week it’s that actually no one knows what pants to wear