Prof. Laurus Oleander

happy neil bangin out the tunes day!

Train your Pokémon better. Do not allow them to explore random machines. Keep them to the devices they are permitted to be in.

🎀 — Tell me a fact about them 🔥 — Something they’re passionate about 😨 — Their biggest fear 🥀 — A memory that still hurts 💗 — Someone they care about deeply 🛏️ — How they act when they’re tired 🎧 — A song that fits them 🍓 — Something they love ⚔️ — What would they fight for? 🌙 — What they’re like at night ☕ — A small everyday detail about them 🧸 — How they comfort someone they love 🙃 — A weird little habit they have 🌧️ — What makes them cry 💋 — How they show affection

take my evil quiz

☕ - What's their favorite hot drink? ♨️ - Do they prefer hot showers or hot baths? 🍬 - Favorite 'seasonal flavor' (sugar cookie, peppermint, etc.)? 🧣 - Do they have a go-to Winter outfit? 🍴 - Go-to food that they eat to warm up? 🥶 - Do they like the cold, or do they loathe it? 🌨️ - Are they used to snow where they live? 🏔️ - When was the first time they saw snow, if ever? 🔵 - How much do they like Winter in comparison to other seasons? 🌲 - Do they have any traditions during Winter, holiday related or otherwise? 🎉 - Do they make New Years resolutions? Do they commit to them if they do? 💭 - Do they have a favorite winter-related memory?

ultimately, there are always going to be grimer and muk, because humans are always going to produce waste. and it's important to recognize just how helpful the muk line can be in reducing human waste! their bodies are so incredibly toxic and laden with specialized bacteria that they can break down products that otherwise don't degrade. the issue with this is that doing so makes the area around them pretty much a dead zone for anything else. so, through collaboration from a lot of experts, several "muk parks" were built for muk to live in! these parks are designed to keep the muk and all their byproducts contained to keep the surrounding area safe and clean, while waste products are dropped off for them to eat and break down. the people who work there have the unenviable job of monitoring and caring for the pokemon while also working to neutralize the byproducts of the pokemon's digestion. this is dangerous and stinky work, and they deserve a lot of recognition for how important it is to maintaining a clean and healthy environment!

people who keep goodra usually have a dedicated cleaning room/outdoor spot where they can safely clean up and dispose of slime. the best way to clean it up is actually to dry it out and bind it to a cleaning product such as muk-up that's designed for dealing with pokemon goop. this is kind of a hassle and also gets expensive. that's part of the reason goodra are not common in captivity despite their friendly nature!

This page from Professor Poplar's notes is one of many that have been scanned and preserved.

This is a page from Professor Poplar's extensive body of work.

//A lot of the pokeblogs here on Rotomblr are younger trainers, which is cool, but it's also nice to see some older characters as well!

just be ready to shell out for some heavy-duty cleaning afterwards.

My addition is to try checking some sanctuaries and similar places who allow people to get close/pet/hug their pokémons. And wear a raincoat (even a one use kind coul work) over your clothes to save on cleaning.