#prof-oleander

And after the trouble I went through to get back home from Paldea with a Zorua who didn't want to stay long in their ball and liked to wander off...

Well, I had to try getting them quickly used to the pokecarrier.

Rory didn't like the idea of having to stay in the carrier.

if you see a kid around 8-10 y.o. with dark hair w/ red tips and blue eyes please contact me ASAP at this number [××××-××××]

Their name is Rory and usually is obedient but is very curious, and I think they might have gotten lost after following around someone or something.

One. This morning I attended a biology class to see how they teach, and also bc Jacq asked me if I could hold a lesson about poison types and how to care of them.

And a kid started asking if I was Jacq's long-lost brother or cousin because "you're both purple" and I was like wtf

Second thing, another student decided that my name is "prof toxel" bc I had Pyrrole with me.

I'm confused and idk if this means that I did good or I'm being mocked.

It's a-.. hm.

It's difficult to describe it in a uh- "nice" way.

I AM JUST THROWING MY [pipis] IN RANDOM ENVOIRMENTS AND THINKING THAT WILL CHANGE THE TYPE OF THE POKEMON INSIDE THEM! I WON'T LIE

LAST ONE I DID FIRE! I AM THINKING THIS ONE WILL BE POSION!

Yes, I'm a poison-type professor... And... What's a "pipis"??

I mentioned it in passing some time ago in another ask about Espurr.

Espurr and Meowstic have special "glands" used to store and use their psychic powers located very close to their ears. They protect these sensitive organs by keeping their ears folded over them.

I know that today is Luvdisc Day or Valentine's or however you prefer to call it.

But ugh. I hate it.

Why? Because tomorrow for sure the Rangers and staff at Pokemon Centers will be busy dealing with an increased amount of abandoned/left for adoption Pokemons.

I know it's a tradition to give a Pokemon to the person you are confessing to, but please be responsible! They will end up in shelters most of the time!