prodigal nomad

I’m actually laughing really hard #botcom https://www.instagram.com/p/CReEaFuMmZj9dvSTMHPvvGkirJxOjGNilVhum80/?utm_medium=tumblr

thankfully I can get most of the items on my list at the same place. a lovely little slit downtown with a farmer’s market, a kind greeting at every turn... and even stirrups for the kids to swing with..! bring hand sanitizer! The petting zoo had to go though. And I think we all know why. #theoneandonlyvagina #boxlististhenewbucketlist #thiswillrequiremanymoremasks #vadge https://www.instagram.com/p/CLf1BIVM3rzzoACEX6E6iGzoCnQ4I3c4PFScGI0/?igshid=3v87ieyaz8el

the torch has been passed... what will we each do with it..? what will we do with it together? #ruthbaderginsburg #RBG #thatswhatshesaid #carrythetorch #youcancountonus #musicalfanfaredefinitelyappropriate https://www.instagram.com/p/CH5J9nQM8h3ATztqqqXMMIxpuiYliqE-ZhFbAM0/?igshid=9hgik18bhky3

well, the first group of graduates is going out in the driveway today. they grow up so fast. it feels like only yesterday that I yelled at the dog about pissing on one of them. also, they’re dirty whores so they need some direct vitamin d. the actual VITAMIN d (shhh I think they’re asexual 🤷🏻‍♂️🤫) #freeplantday #elephantears #iwontbeinforminganyoneaboutarandomdogturdinoneofthese #heresyersign #mythumbisgreenbutnoybecauseofgardening https://www.instagram.com/p/CFpGG8EMRLxZhR0RNhO0aMr5kMf__k0Qn4r7Nk0/?igshid=163fe4lk5as8t

#elpeor #justgross #iwonderwhatpagethatwordwasoninhercannedanswerssuperbinder #youknowwhatherlastnaesoundslikeright #wordofthedaywhenyouneedtosoundsmartlike #shepointsthingsoutsomuchimsurprisedshedoesnthavecarpaltunnel https://www.instagram.com/p/CFls29nsWAQJngUJNGwHjDl_oq_xXYyF6M1IAk0/?igshid=1l3zf19jqy504

these elephant ears will be the first, in what I hope will become a PLETHORA, of the duplication of my plants and (once they show signs of surviving the transplant into the new planter) putting them out on a table in my driveway for any passerby who may want to have a free little plant. There’s got to be something that can be done. #plantlife #greenthumbgreenbum #adoptonetoday https://www.instagram.com/p/CEl9n4EsoR6USo6R1HgnsUxdkGWnOPs2zT60b80/?igshid=hnse6ikkw96l

familiar with living under the daily barrage of Florida’s heatmidity, i deploy almost exact same tactics for optimal body cooling temperature regulation. ANYTHING to get out of The feeling of constantly sitting in ball soup. but this is too much, even if you’re literally melting. I mean, I would NEVER use a neck tie to attach a frozen dinner to the top of my head like some conspiracy theorist lunatic heathen. i’ve been blessed with the skill of really knowing when to draw the line 😏 #tropicaldepression #ballsoup #begentlewoththosesandbags https://www.instagram.com/p/CEekklbM8cdE__IGLn4rDiLUaBSuW498jIWR5w0/?igshid=tbsqqm0i3qxf

#mygarden #aworkinprogress #itstrulylovely #somethingimactuallyproudof #iwantittobelush #likemyladypartsusedtobe https://www.instagram.com/p/CERA2sPgj-DFKl4ogTuS4g17faPDQjie1GPZiw0/?igshid=ezwi1g5fn284

ummmmmmm #whyisthismanwearingunderwearinthethroneroom #datassthough #nowdoaspin #videogames #ninokuni2 #britishpeoplecallthempants https://www.instagram.com/p/CERAZv2g_qk-QoZqDsDtT7KEeXXRmI_sJDVR6E0/?igshid=phx058i7yyh9

once again, ladies and gentle dudes, life lessons from video games #ibasicallysaidtheexactsamething #lifelessons #lifelessonsfromvideogames #ninokuni2 #thisgamebroughtmetotears #girlscouthonor✌🏼️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CEQ_tzbA_IUGd3GLGxQHZAs9Jz4vpQITl0LcQ80/?igshid=u7budzwmhmg6

once again, ladies and gentle dudes, life lessons from video games #ibasicallysaidtheexactsamething #lifelessons #lifelessonsfromvideogames #ninokuni2 #thisgamebroughtmetotears #girlscouthonor✌🏼️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CEQ_tzbA_IUGd3GLGxQHZAs9Jz4vpQITl0LcQ80/?igshid=u7budzwmhmg6

fun with Siri #ohsiri #youretheonlyoneicantalkto #younevercriticizemeforbeinginquisitivebynature #fuckinhomos #ingeneraltheyrejustawful #youshouldseehowiwearMYmask https://www.instagram.com/p/CEQ_I50g4ePg53x1HE983FHMVFFdra1z3ddStY0/?igshid=13nefxysgmjph

oh and remember NOT to wear masks because they’re oppressive, restrict personal freedom and will offend God because masks interfere with the perfect breathing system He created is with. and never forget that if you are asked to wear a mask in public, throw a tantrum that includes profanity and either racists or homophobic slurs (especially if you’re Caucasian) #themoreyouknow🌈 #butidontwanttoknowmore #usinggodasanexcuse #ourconstitutionalrighttoremainignorant #americaisingreatshape https://www.instagram.com/p/CEQ75oZgl_xhs3V6PxQdN0hOfl00k3Xu9Aub5U0/?igshid=1x5sem653iebk

I’m just gonna leave this here #finally https://www.instagram.com/p/CDErwQPMTY4fbsqWC6_PiscAyfEIlIj63yRD7c0/?igshid=1roczl2d9qkm3

yes that would be JUBILEE kicking some ass. yes it would be! #jubilee #jubileeandchill #quarentineandjubilee #kickingjustalittlebitofarse #arsebecause #shesateammemberof #excalibur #dontlookatmommyshogo #rogue #gambit #betsybraddock #captainbritain #marvelcomics https://www.instagram.com/p/CBz3zf_ACjvn2vKWxdZlsOzZTwmZfPWR04rOfQ0/?igshid=o2lm2nkl9ir

I think I need a bigger rake 🤔🤫 #allthesesquaresmakeacircle #itsnotsupposedtomakesense https://www.instagram.com/p/CBzy9XJAfIJnkXnrkwacdgm3mPZPguLphzT7rQ0/?igshid=1ew7lgrnk9swf