Heap o' Headcanons

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Ship related headcanons/discourse is encouraged as long as you're respectful.

I will generally post headcanons about any topic. You think Ainsley likes parmesan more than cheddar? Sure. I'll post it. You think Edrisa is autistic? I'll post that too. Send in whatever crosses your mind.

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Jessica has always been squeamish, but it got infinitely worse when she found out about Martin's crimes.

Malcolm told Gil first about being expelled from Remington and stayed with Gil and Jackie for a few days while he worked up the courage to tell his mother

tally used to be a skydiving instructor!! she met jt through a trip that he took with his military buddies :)

malcolm would be a club penguin kid and ainsley would be a neopets kid. no further questions your honor

malcolm has a huge staring problem. like comedically so. he makes such direct eye contact it will kill you

gil uses a cane, specifically one gifted to him by malcolm for his birthday. it has a navy blue handle but the cane itself is black (there's some dirt on the end from Gil going hiking with it).

dani's family has a history of spine problems problems (spondylolisthesis and scoliosis specifically) so she typically wears a brace for her spine.

People who knew Malcolm in college assumed Gil was Malcolm’s step father because Gil visited so often. Malcolm never corrected them.

Idc what the flashbacks say, in high school, malcolm had his hair styled just like tom paynes character in waterloo road

Gil and Jessica both know ASL because they had to use it when Malcolm went mute after Martin got arrested. Ainsley knows some too, but only simple stuff like hello and I love you.

malcolm listens to classical music to focus. it's also his ringtone :)

Ainsley’s autistic, she’s just like me fr

Ainsley’s autistic, she’s just like me fr

Malcolm and Dani's first child's middle name is Arroyo. Boy or girl. 🤭✨️❤️

Ainsley adopted a lot of Malcolm’s mannerisms when she was younger. So, despite the fact that they don’t look that similar, people can usually tell they’re siblings due to their similar actions and behavior.

Malcolm went through a phase where he grew his hair out and looked like Paul “Jesus” Rovia from The Walking Dead.

i think dani has a small passion for art :D some sketchbooks here and there but nothing super serious, she doesn't really tell anyone except for malcolm :)