Procrastinatorial

a roadtrip where you get to see all the friends youve made online

what about your friends overseas?

Putting myself gently down in a tub of boiling hot water feels so good… god should’ve made me a bag of tea honestly

you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck am I supposed to say to this’

who is philip and where’s he gettin all this head from 😳

lotr coming after the hobbit is so funny Tolkien was just like fuck ok I gotta think of SOMETHING. wait Ive got it. Bilbos funny invisibility ring he won in a riddle contest is evil now

Like if the sticky hand you got from the dentist turned out to be possessed by the ghost of Musollini, and it could make you levitate, but every time you did, a skinhead got a text with your home address

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

They Got Him…

mistaken for salad… again.

bitches who are introverted and have adhd see a text and are like ‘i will deal with this when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then fucking forget about it for a week. anyway, i’m bitches

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

When you turn 24