Snap-dragon!

i kind of sympathize with Sadeas re: Dalinar in Way of Kings. if I knew a guy who was basically like a rabid dog barely contained on a leash back when we were launching a military coup together and he had a kill count of like 999999999 civilians and then he had a complete mental breakdown and then came back from it like "hey I'm Catholic now and by the way God Is Speaking To Me and told me the apocalypse is coming" well i probably wouldn't want that guy in charge of anything either. to be honest

Um you can storm the hell off with this completely reasonable take. How dare

I miss Fitzroy Maplecourt, knight in absentia to the realm of Goodcastle. Need me a cross over episode with Fitzroy and Devo and Taako where they go in little elven twink adventures together and hate each other

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

there is no sound that makes me laugh more than justin’s little “fuck you” that he says after griffin reveals the umbrella he’s been carrying all campaign was his sister’s.

Sure you may be evil, but are you really a good villain if you couldn’t have a “I can’t decide” by the scissor sisters animatic made about you? I didn’t think so/j

Or when you get invited to a birthday party, actually build up the courage to go and then see that there’s people invited who you didn’t know would be there. 🥸

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

“well maybe I’d like this character better if they made more logical decisions in highly emotional moments” what if I hunt you for sport 

I feel like a mom on facebook reblogging this but I genuinely like it. I want to make this into a full size poster and put it in my 3rd grade classroom but I’m 20 yrs old and not a teacher