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sir why did i get 0 on the quiz?

Hey sir, can you remind me what day I present on? I don't know when my oral is. Thanks, Eric

My reply: Eric, it's tomorrow. We also have a test on "The Body". By the way, you missed the best class of the year today. Too bad for you.

Mr. L

Eric's reply: Yeah, but I had the craziest sex of my life all night so I don't feel too bad about missing class.

Good afternoon Mr. Livingston,

the story Omelas is not in the text book. I searched it but did not find. What do I do?

Thank you, Naomi.

My reply: What do you do? You open your fucking eyes and look again, you stupid idiot, because it’s in the goddamn textbook.

Best,

hey sir I wanted to know if there was a certain point where if I dont come to class I automatically fail? thanks, joey

Hi Mr. Livingston

I am pissed off because I woke up at 9:15 and my alarm didn't do its job. It did not ring!! Then I tried to understand why and the clock was set up at 12:00, then I got upstairs and the time was all set to 12:00 and flashing, so I believe I had a power failer. Well I am sure I had one but I don't know why!! can we find any arrangements because i could not arrive on time this morning for either the final writing production or my oral presentation.

Thanks for your comprehension, David Houle

Sir can you PLEASE!!!! edit my humanity essay I feel like it can be better and I couldn't think of any teacher but you pleas.... no PLEASE HELP ME OUT!!!!! you don't have to but if you do can you send it back to me. I wanted to see you personally today but you aren't here on Wednesday. P.S like I said you have to do it but if you do can you give it to me asap but like I said you don't have to do it. So here is the essay: (and here he attached his essay). 

if you can, can you send it to me before 10 thanks but like I said you don't HAVE to do it (but please help me out Mr. Livingston!!!).

My reply: Hahahahahaha. Shit son, you one funny motherfucker. 

Sincerely, 

hi sir: this is Navin Aswani from Eng 104. Due to some problems i don't feel good psychologically. I was just wondering if I could miss today's class. I know I can't miss this class but even if i come i wouldn't be there mentally. I hope you understand. It will be really appreciatted if you could just give me today's off. thank you

My reply: I haven't felt good psychologically in fifteen years Navin, so get your ass to class.

Best,

Hi, I am sorry sir, I am really not feeling well this morning, I don’t think I will be able to come to my appointement with you today unless the advils really do their job. I sent you my rough draft in case. Thank you, Andrea

My reply: Thanks for telling me Andrea. Now I’m gonna tell you something. Because you made me come in early this morning my whole poop schedule is out of whack. I am like clockwork Andrea, okay? But I had to rush out the door and skip my morning squat just to fucking meet you. And now I’m here, and you’re not, and I missed my goddamn poop window. 

So FUCK YOU, Andrea.

Regards,

Dear Mr. Livingston,

Sorry for not being in class today. I was sick all weekend and still sick up to this date. I could not make it to class because i have a hot fever and a big cold.

Hope to see you in good shape  on Thursday.

Shawn Senay

My reply: Well it's a good thing you don't have a big fever and a hot cold Shawn, 'cause then you'd seriously be fucked. 

Feel better soon!

Hi sir, I will not be in classe today, I don't feel well I have a pain in my stomach, probably an indigestion.

Sorry, Philip Lajoie

My reply: Hahaha. You stupid fuck. It's just gas. Have a good push and then get the fuck to class.

Sincerely,

hi sir, I have to once again miss your amazing class because of gastro and would rather not throw up all over my desk. Im sorry, what will I be missing?

Your student Tamara

Hi, I'll be missing today's class, I feel really bad. That's also why I missed tuesday class.

Thank you Steven