thats your fault boo boo!

If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head

due to personal reasons i will be getting stoned.

Deadass

It also gives the impression that you’re a together sort of person who actually puts things on your calendar before you do those things.

This is a For-Real life hack that I use all the time- not just for getting OUT of things politely but, it also gets me in the habit of actually learning how long events take, because sometimes you get invited to More Than One Cool Thing and you have to schedule yourself like an adult!

sometimes i stop and seriously think about all the history that has happened right where i’m standing and lose my mind just a little bit

The clown epidemic we had in 2016 was camp

I’m in awe. We did not a damn thing to deserve this 😣🙏♥️

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

no cops at pride just butches and their pocket knives

I’M LISTENING