old milk

a family can be you and your 300 chrome tabs

WHAT  IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL I JUST SAW A PERSON DRESSED AS A DROP OF HOTSAUCE 

beyoncé’s impact

*pours teeth into a bowl and starts eating it like cereal*

theres no such thing as a good political cartoon 

booboo the fool (self diagnosed)

Can’t believe I’ve been friendzoned by a skeleton

i need more context on this

I haven’t listened to the audio, because it’s too perfect seeing characters emotionally move their mouth with tears while being completely silent.

You…. you REALLY need to listen to the audio though.

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

Paul Bunyan cryptid confirmed