c'est la vie

the bus should be free and airplane tickets should cost $10 max and tsa agents should apologize to everyone they talk to

nining on his inches till he nails

ok so u like me but u won't teleport to my room after I chant ur name 3 times. interesting

I wish you all very good sex. if you don't like sex, I wish you a very good romance. if you don't want either of them. I wish you a very good bowl of soup and some bread, mate.

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

u better toil shrew

In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder

the bad news is that my mom was sad that her eggplants haven’t been growing; however, it turns out that the reason her eggplants haven’t been growing is because her eggplants were actually spinach. The good news is that her spinach is growing very well. She was also sad that her peppers haven’t been growing either, but it turns out that the peppers were actually eggplant. And I’m happy to report that the eggplant is also growing very well.