Straight as a Cyr Wheel

Splits and balances, my two favorite things.

Ten seconds into making this my Grindr profile pic I got five separate people telling me they bet I'm flexible in bed, like wtf does that even mean?

I'll get dressed and walk a couple miles to an event, then walk past the venue a couple times before heading home... Who the fuck am I? Clearly a monster.

Probably a new profile picture for my Grindr. Just enough body and face to get those “cute”, “hot”, and “nice splits” messages, but still vague enough to be asked for a face pic.

Me: *checks their insta* "Thanks checked yours too, you're like a standard human I guess"