Oh Wow Sis

This guy has what I want

knuckle tattoos that say “honk / shoo”

We are in SILENT hill. Girl shut up

'oh vampires cant walk into peoples houses without being invited' well neither can I. its rude

thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy

why is everyone talking about pedro pascal. inst he the scallop guy from animal crossing

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

Richard Nixon

Welcome to my sexual bowling alley