Wahoo!! Art Fight is less than two days away! (find me as "Toyoll" there, too!)
While I doubt any but the bravest fellas will tackle this detailed dame for Art Fight, I figured I'd take the opportunity to create a sheet for my GW2 main, Kyne!
More details about her under the cut! vvv
Kyne Marrowtaster, Marrow Warband
Rank: Centurion
Legion: Blood
Age: 51
Sex: F
Centurion Marrowtaster is an admirable soldier with many commendations. This grizzled veteran cut her teeth in the Fields of Ruin during the Ebonhawke sieges where she garnered a fearsome reputation amongst the humans posted there.
A talented combatant, Kyne and the units she leads are highly trained infantry soldiers, using brute force and solid shield formations to advance the lines and defend the ranks behind them. The trust and discipline needed to hold these lines are earned through Kyne’s unwavering loyalty to the troops and to the greater interests of the Blood Legion. She is always fair with the soldiers under her charge, knowing when to crack the whip and when to let things slide.
While aloof and taciturn to most, she is quite compassionate in general. She had to feed herself and her young warband early in her childhood and that has evolved into food being her particular love-language to those she cares about. This is what has earned her the name "taster" and how her bandmates agreed on being called the "Marrow" warband when they graduated.
Kyne's adventures in Tyria have mellowed her attitude a little over the last decade, though she remains a ferocious combatant with little patience for disloyalty or chaos. Ever dedicated to her legion, she is always quick to return home at any opportunity and abhors being pulled away for the usual world-shifting shenanigans.
She is burly, gruff and a bit of a brute, between her towering height and broad features, it is no mystery how she often gets mistaken for a male, but her ferocity, skill and heroism have nevertheless garnered her plenty of admirers. She has 5 adult children (one set of twins) by different sires and, while she cares for them, is happy to let them be raised in the Blood Fahrar and allow them to live their independant lives.
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Hey hi hello i was reminded how much i absolutely love joke characters the other day, so here are all my current very lore compliant in canon gw2 characters
Starting from the top left:
Kinetic Carrot - Ended up being an actual oc, i just liked the idea of a very fast carrot with mecha legs
Barry Benson - Elaborate Bee movie joke that became his own character, yes he has the infusion i commit to the bit fully
Bones Mc Deadinside - Most stereotypical necromancer name i could think of
The Last Unicorn - The first of many 'i wonder if this name is taken' experiments
Meatloaf Ratkin - Named after the singer and one of my old Rats (rip)
Sentient Fursuit - Fursuit illusion of one of my other ocs actual fursona
Portella Sparkleeyes - LOOK AT HER SPECIAL EYES
Crow Mauler - Another "hey i wonder if this is taken" accidents
Suspicious Tengu - Actually a cockatoo, will eat plastic
Informant Doxx - I think i'm very funny and intelligent actually
Stonemist Gargoyle - They're a mesmer for the exact reason you think they are. im sorry.
Mini Air Fryer- Fire attunement goes brrrrrrrr
Centipede Steve - I wanted a centipede themed Sylvari but couldn't think of a better name, so they're named Steve
Cabbage with Baggage - Edgy Necromancer goes brrrrr. I wanted him to look like lettuce thats been in the crisper for too long.
Activated Almond - Purely exists for storing all of my almonds
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Fuck, we’re surrounded.. take the pirate pill. I know I said I packed us cyanide pills but the pirate pills are way better they’re gonna turn us into swashbuckling pirates & that’s how we’re gonna get outta this one
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one of my favourite bits is just when Trahearne goes full autism and starts rambling about his special interest, and then I'm like 'yeah, me too my guy, me too'
as someone who plays both gw2 and ffxiv I can't imagine describing shadow of the mad king to someone who plays xiv only. halloween in xiv is like here's a silly little sidequest that gives you some glam armor or a minion, maybe an emote if we're feeling like mixing it up this year. and then gw2's like here's a maze that we run around for hours on end killing the same mobs over and over to get trick or treat bags and candy corn. these are some of the best items for flipping on the market for profit and you can make hundreds of gold in a handful of hours. every so often everyone in the maze stops to kill a skeleton with a chainsaw the players have named steve. it's considered good etiquette to be under-geared so enemies die slower and everyone gets a chance to tag for loot. here's a jumping puzzle that only takes a couple minutes to complete but even veteran players struggle with it. in lore halloween started because a human king went insane and killed his family and then was executed by his subjects. he is now a minor deity and comes to the mortal realm to play simon says. his greatest adversary is a flamboyant zombie dictator that you killed years ago but the king's minions created a fake version of him because the king was depressed.
Don't forget his emo son who we keep away by decorating with candy corn! The Mad King buried him alive with a mouth full of the stuff.
Oh and he killed more than just his family. All his wives, most of the peasantry, the time he hung up the bodies of criminals and anyone he didn't like outside the castle with carved pumpkins on their heads, all the hands in the field that he cut off of thieves... Anyway if you give a bag of treats to this raven you can buy some paper bag masks!
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