god take all of dolly partons suffering and give it to trump

im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

this is an extremely good joke format

I wish I knew how to play chess

I needed this.

I understand chess and oh my god can this be a meme format? Cause there are so many possible combinations here