Prince Lotion (IS A SNAKE BUT I STILL SUPPORT HIM)

Summary: You weren’t meant to see Lotor and Allura kiss. But it triggers a conversation between you and the Galran prince that hold irreversible consequences. There’s no turning back from this.

Warnings: Slight violence, cheating, major angst, fluff at the end (if you squint…a lot??)

Word Count: 3k

A/N: Takes place Season 6 Episode 4 |  I was crying off an on writing this because I was a fool and listened to Ever After and Once Upon a Time from Bare the Musical. Long story short, those two songs inspired all the emotions and relationship between Lotor and the reader. To those maybe wondering, the reader is an underappreciated researcher/scientist for Voltron 👍. Without further ado: Enjoy, ♥ Shan

You enter the shuttle bay just as Lotor’s ship attaches to the Castle of Lions’ docking apparatus. The metal whirring of the ship’s engines begins to slow as you approach it. You’d be lying to yourself if you said you weren’t excited about their return from the quintessence field. You’re a scientist, it’s your job to be excited about these things.

In no way is your eagerness fueled by your desire to see the Galran prince. To have his arms wrap around your waist. To feel his fingers intertwine with yours. To have his hand on your hip as you escort him and the princess back to the bridge. 

Nope! Absolutely none of that.  

Just the pure objective pursuit of scientific knowledge.

The door to Lotor’s ship’s cockpit slides open and the prince and Allura emerge side by side. They step onto the hover platform and it slowly lowers them to the ground and you match your steps to its descending speed.

But as you get closer, your steps slow and your breath quickens apprehensively.

You see Lotor standing closer to Allura than is appropriate. His neck is tilted downward to stare intensely into her eyes and Allura stares back, completely enthralled. And although you see his lips moving, you’re too far away to decipher his words. But the princess replies in kind, bashful as the tips of her pointed ears turn red.  

You’re confusion quickly turns to indignation as you watch Lotor links his fingers with Allura’s. He raises their joined hands to his chest, holding them over his heart. He brushes a piece of her hair away from her face and gently strokes the edge of her temple, the crest of her high cheekbones, the slope of her jawline before holding her chin daintily between his two long fingers.

Helplessly, you close your eyes and remember him doing the same thing to you only two nights ago.

Here’s a Lotance / Klance video I’ve been working on where Lotor takes what he wants (in this case, what he wants is Lance)

Part two of Kiss With a Fist kicks off as Lotor greets his “guest” as they enter his room. He teases the listener, who calls themselves a prisoner, but Lotor offers a different perspective…they’re more like a pet. His teasing turns into something more when he realizes the listener is looking for more than just playful mockery, and he is happy to give them exactly what they desire. Hint: It’s the D.

Contains: Teasing Lotor, “pet” mentions, Lotor sticking his fingers in the listener’s mouth, sexy times.

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Having explored the art of shibari bondage with the listener once before, Prince Lotor (reluctantly) agrees to be the one on the receiving end this time. However, his pride gets in the way of his good time, and the listener decides that if Lotor is so determined to raise a fuss, they’ll leave him to think about his words before finishing him off.

Contains: Ambiguous listener, shibari rope, tied up Lotor, Lotor moaning and enjoying himself but being defiant towards the listener, which leads to orgasm denial and a begging, whiny Lotor.

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Delinquent!Keith from my Asshole AU, which I’m gonna post about later!!

Let’s start with this:

Zarkon gives a helmet for a young boy to Allura as a gift. 

How come he had such a thing?

The simplest explanation: he and Honerva were to have a child… but then they didn’t. 

That’s why he looks… not happy when giving it to her.

To take it further, consider this: Zarkon and Honerva were trying to concieve for years and they couldn’t. 

Or, Honerva had a miscarriage.

Or… miscarriages. As in, many. (Follow me here)

So, when Alfor, years (decades? What are decaphoebes anyway?) after Allura was born, comes to visit Zarkon and Honerva, he finds Honerva looking like this:

We are led to believe that it’s the research that made her forget herself and waste away, but Honerva loved science before and she never looked like this. 

Maybe it was indeed Quintessence poisoning, but Zarkon was by her side all the time and he wasn’t affected.

…or maybe, the many failures of her body to concieve got her like this. 

We know that she and Zarkon loved each other dearly, it’d be only logical they’d want children. 

And a miscarriage can be soul-wrenching.

Imagine if she had many of them.

Back to the scene, Alfor and Honerva disagree on how to proceed with the research and right when Alfor leaves them…

Honerva collapses. 

It’s natural for us to think that this is Honerva’s obsession getting the best of her. 

But, I believe, that this is the moment they find out that she’s finally, finally pregnant. 

But, once again, the fetus is in danger and Honerva cannot face this again. As Alfor said, “it’s been decaphoebes” since Allura was born. Decaphoebes of failures for Honerva to bring one child to term. Anxiety and desperation get the best of her. 

Zarkon is by her side in her delirium, where we see her muttering about Quintessence. Specifically, not its use as fuel, something Zarkon has been focusing on so far, but…

…in its life-giving qualities.

Honerva and Zarkon have just found out that she’s pregnant and that the child is in danger. Again. 

So, Honerva, pushed to the brim and with all hesitation out of the window for this one chance the fetus may life, gives her solution: use Quintessence, large amounts of it, to save her body and thus the child growing inside her. 

She had already done it successfully with a sick creature itself:

…maybe even as a successful experiment after her first miscarriages, so as to find ways to save someone who is “ill”. Like a fetus. 

That’s why she says this at the end of the scene:

(”The only way to save our child.”)

And if we focus on Zarkon’s stance right next to her…

…he has his hand on her belly. 

He had that particular hand on her cheek right before:

But as she kept on chanting “Voltron, Voltron, Voltron…” he moved it.

And her last line, “it is the only way”, makes him hang his head in defeat next to her:

Zarkon was no scientist. He had no idea of complications or dangers. He simply trusted and followed Honerva’s idea. 

And he wanted to become a father, too.

And so, it happened. They went into the rift…

…and got possessed.

Only there were not just two people who got possessed.

There were three.

They came back to (un)life, the war began and maybe in the aftermath, or during it, it was time for Honerva to give birth.

…and she did it. Finally, finally, their son was born. Lotor.

But, if the creatures possessed Haggar and Zarkon, or at least, affected their minds and their bodies, it makes sense that they did so to Lotor as well. 

So that would make this visual literal and not just metaphorical:

Lotor got possessed while he was not even big enough to swell Honerva’s belly. 

Let’s remember this: Haggar had her normal face in one instance when she remembered her past for the first time.

It means that she can shapeshift. So, Lotor with his eyes not glowing, can be an unconscious shape shifting from his part. He’s still possessed, despite the lack of glowing eyes. 

And here’s the biggest hint: The Black Bayard. 

While Zarkon has it in his zombie/vampire state, it looks like this:

While it normally looks like this:

…just like all the other Bayards when they’re not in use. 

And it makes sense; after all, just like the Lions, the Bayards are made with Quintessence. They would be affected by creatures practically swimming in Quintessence inside the Rift. 

And when Shiro holds it, it looks normal because he’s not possessed/affected.

But, when Lotor holds it:

…it looks exactly like it was when a possessed/poisoned Zarkon holds it.

He’s possessed/affected as well. He was the third person inside the Rift, still in Honerva’s womb.

And speaking of Zarkon, take a look at this:

This is Zarkon’s hand as he’s dying from the wounds Lotor gave him. 

During the whole fight, the Black Bayard was in the “corrupted” form. 

But, right before he dies, the Bayard returns back in its original form. 

Right before he died, the creatures left Zarkon’s body. We didn’t see them because he was wearing a full-body armor, but they did. And for a moment, finally free, Zarkon could hold the Bayard in its normal form.

The creatures left his body because it was dying. For good. They could prevent it from aging, but not from wounds. Zarkon and Honerva became unaging, not unkillable. 

And the fact that Lotor is centuries years old…

…only adds to the proof of that.

One thing is for sure: the Bayard changing its shape has nothing to do with the fact that they’re Galra. Half Galra or full Galra, it doesn’t make any difference. 

Keith is a Galra himself. Enough to awaken his mother’s blade, which requires Galra blood. But, when he used the Bayard…

…it still had its normal form. 

So no, Galra blood in itself does not affect the Black Bayard any differntly than any other kind of blood. 

It’s the Rift Creatures that “corrupt” it. 

And Lotor… does corrupt it.

Because these creatures are inside of him as well.

And maybe, just maybe, that’s why he wants to open the Rift so much: the creature inside of him, screaming in his subcosncious (just like in Zarkon’s and in Haggar’s) to bring the other creatures in this reality.

The Rift Creatures are the bad guys and the Zarkon family are their puppets. 

Or, the creatures bring out the worst part of their character. The exact effect they have on their hosts remains to be seen.

But, if Lotor got possessed from when he was still a fetus… IS there a person called Lotor, son of Honerva and Zarkon at all? 

Is there a Lotor without the creatures holding his mind and body for theirs?

Voltron Fandom:

Keith: What

Lance: A knock - knock joke! Knock-knock

Keith: Mom?

Lance: Wait, what? No.

Author’s Note(s): I wrote this back in october and forgot about in entirely. I hope you enjoy x

Warning(s): just swearing tbh

Summary: Dogs are great but your dads Steve and Tony don’t agree.

you have created a chatroom

you have named the chat “dear fathers whom I love so very much :)”

you have added Tony

You: hello father who raised me from a yOung one whom to which I love very much :)

Tony: no

You: no???

You: I didn’t say anything ???

Tony: it’s paternal instinct

You: at least hear me out

Tony: nO

You: daAAaaAAD

Tony: (Y/nNnnnNn)

You: I’m gonna tell you anyways

Tony: I had a feeling you would

You: so I got my report card back

Tony: I can already see where this is going

You: and I got all As…

Tony: I was not prepared for this part of parenthood

You: so I was wondering…

Tony: gEt To iT CHILD

You: if I could get a puppy?

Tony: lmao NO

You: fudGe yOU

You: you’re the worst dad ever

Tony: I’m going to pretend that my pride isn’t wounded and say I love you too kiddo :,)

You: I bet Steve would get me a dog.

Steve has joined the chat

Steve: no he wouldn’t

You: pleaSe dad?

Steve: nope

You: how can anyone call you the man of dreams? Freedom? Liberation?

You: you’re both the worst

Steve: correction…Tony is the worst. Who makes you cap’s shield shaped sandwiches everyday?

You: you do…

Steve: damn right I do

Tony: hey I mean I totally don’t pay your phone bill… not at all… please do continue to insult me as if I’m not here.

You: you know what fudge you both, I’m asking peter.

Tony: oh god no not the kid

Tony: you know I can’t say no to him

You: exactly ;)

You have added Peter

Peter: Hey everyone!

You: hi Petey <3

Tony: hey underoos

Steve: hello

Peter: what can I do for you?

You: oh y'know

You: we just need you to settle a family disagreement

Peter: oh… okay, what seems to be the problem?

Steve: (Y/N) got all As in her report card

Peter: Aw well done baby! :)

Tony: I am resisting the urge to throw up (:

You: and I want a puppy as a reward but AnthonY and SteVeN wont let me get one.

Peter: well that’s a shame

Steve: it sure is…

You: shuT UP Steve

Steve: thE DISrESPECT

Tony: asjajaja

You: anyways I need you to convince them that I should get a puppy

Peter: uHhhh

Steve: I’d chose my words wisely kid.

Tony: or don’t say anything at all, y'know.

Peter: umm

You: if you don’t help me convince them I won’t let you do my homework for a month

Peter: I…shouldn’t…be doing… your homework… anyway?

You: shut up you know you enjoy it

Peter: I do :(

Tony: what…just…happened?

Steve: I don’t know but is this how dating works nowadays?

Clint has joined the chat

Tony: oh no

Clint has added Natasha, Bruce, Thor, T'challa, Bucky, Sam, Wanda, Scott and Vision.

Clint: we heard talk of a dog

Steve: well you heard wrong

Sam: how can anyone call you the man of dreams? Freedom? Liberation?

You: I SAID THAT

Thor: I FOR ONE AM IN FAVOUR OF SMALL AND FEROCIOUS BEAST RUNNING AROUND THE TOWER!! IT SHALL BE MOST ENJOYABLE :) :) :)

Natasha: Thor, caps lock sweetie.

Thor: *whispers* oh yes, I apologise widow of black :) :) :)

Peter: is bad that I actually heard him yelling from the other side of the tower or?

Peter: and are we just going to ignore the fact that he added in *whispers* ?

Clint: LeT hIm LiVe pETer

Bucky: yeah! Sit down you little asshole

Peter: I… am…confused.

Sam: oh somebody get him a juice box, little Peter is confused.

Peter: w h y  a re  y o u                       a t t a c k i n g  m e ?

Sam: oh shit someone’s having a tantrum.

Natasha: go sit in a corner sam, you’re being uneccesary.

Sam: stfu woman come back when you can spell unnecessary.

Bucky: #ROASTED

You: WE ARE GETTING OFF TOPIC

Wanda: what were we talking about again?

Tony has cleared the chat

Tony: I think were talking about getting pancakes for breakfast today

Steve: oh yes, Tony’s treat :)

Tony: of course it’s my treat I’m the only one with money.

Scott: I’m down for pancakes

Bucky: yeah I could go for some too

T'challa: if Tony’s paying

Thor: I TOO WOULD ENJOY THE CAKE OF THE PAN.

Natasha: as mentioned before, only if Tony’s paying.

Wanda: same

Steve: then its settled, pancakes at 10

Clint: WHAT ARE YOU TAPKING ABOUT

Clint: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GETTING A DOG YOU FOOLS  

You: T H A N K  Y O U

Tony: fuck yOu clint

Steve: LANGUAGE TONY

Steve: there are children present

You: all in favour of getting a dog say aye

Scott: aye

Wanda: aye

Bucky: aye

Sam: aye

Peter: aye

Clint: AYE FUCKING AYE CAPTAIN

Bucky: too much Clint too much

Clint: sorry

Peter: well it’s decided,  I guess we’re getting a dog

Tony: Vision, T'Challa, Bruce and Natasha haven’t voted yet.

Steve: not to mention Pietro

Pietro has joined the chat

Pietro: I vote for the dog, they’re better than people and I hate everyone.

Pietro has left the chat

Wanda: sorry about that, he’s still salty because we invited Scott to the Civil War and not him.

Scott: how were we supposed to know? he’s meant to be dead

Clint: RIP that speedy guy 2k15, you shall not be missed

You:  I am physically sobBiNg

Bucky: she’s not kidding, I am three floors down and I can still hear her.

Scott : it sounds like she’s dying

Peter: then it’s nothing new.

Bruce: ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU HAD A CIVIL WAR?

Bruce: I THOUGHT WE WENT THROUGH THIS

Tony: no brucie, we’re talking about the possibility of (Y/N) having a demon spawn to call their own

Bruce: I hate all of you

T'Challa: I agree, you are all beneath me

Sam: sit yo ass down and drink some milk, cat man

Bucky: #LIGHTLYBURNT

Wanda: IM WHEEZING

Scott: you guys gotta stop roasting each other, (Y/N) is going to D I E of laughter.

Peter: let her  

Tony: what

Peter: f r e e  m e

Steve: moving on…

Thor: yes…please proceed.

Steve: Bruce? Natasha? Thoughts on the dog.

Natasha: I’m against it

You: WHY?? YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE THE AWESOME AUNT NOT THE ASSHOLE AUNT

Natasha: cats are cooler

Clint: Natasha we can no longer be friends

Natasha: fine by me

Bucky: #CHARED

Tony: science bro?

Bruce: I’m also in favour of a cat, they’re more peaceful and less…like you guys.

T'Challa: I agree

Bucky: leave cat man

T'Challa: call me that again and pietro won’t be the only avenger to have died

T'Challa has left the chat

You: well then…

Peter: I don’t know what to say

Thor: what about brother vision? He has yet to cast his vote.

Wanda: I’ll admit Vis has been very quiet.

Vision: I apologise profusely for my lack of presence.

You: HE JUST PHASED INTO THE COMMON ROOM AS HE TYPED THAT IM W H E E Z I N G

Tony: Steve is your child asthmatic

Steve: she’s  not my child, she’s yours

You: wow what a loving family I have

Thor: indeed, much like my own, at least you are not a murderous pathetic excuse for a villain :)

Wanda: is it me or does the smiley face make it worse ?

Natasha: it’s the smiley face.

Tony: anywho vis, vision, partial creation of mine

Tony: what do you think about getting a dog?

Vision: by my calculations getting a dog would perhaps increase the physical activity of (Y/N) as we have come to realise, She only moves to retrieve a food source before returning to her room. Having a dog would lead to (Y/N) leaving the compound more, in order to walk the animal.

You: I’m sorry I didn’t know asking for a dog would include roasting me

Bucky: #BARBECUED

Peter: what’s with all these hashtags ?

Bucky: I’m running out of synonyms for roasted

Vision: Additionally, having a dog would decrease the stress levels of the team and perhaps everyone’s mutual hatred towards Mr Stark.

Tony: you all hate me?

Steve: its less of hatred and more like a preference for avoiding you :) nothing to worry about.

Tony: oh okay then :)

Clint: how did that go over his head?

Bruce: I have no idea

Vision: to conclude getting a puppy would be most beneficial.

You: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

You: HAHAHA SUCK IT STEVEN IM GETTING A DOG

Bruce: (Y/N) is definitely Stark’s child.

Thor: aye

Natasha: no doubt about it

Loki has joined the chat

Clint: ew who invited him

Wanda: why so salty Clint?

Clint: he tried to take over my mind with some voodoo shit

Sam: VOODOO SHIT IM SCREAMING

Peter: he actually is

Peter: it’s very loud

Loki: you foolish midguardians. I always said that you would be responsible for your own demise.

Scott: what are you on about reindeer games?

Loki: I’m sorry who are you?

Bucky: #OVERCOOKED

Bruce: these hashtags are getting out of hand.

Peter: remind me to teach him how to use them properly.

Thor: brother! :D

Loki: NOT NOW YOU BLONDE HEADED FOOL

Thor:  D:

Wanda: yikes

Loki: I HAVE COME TO WARN YOU.

You: warn us of your presence? Because none of us actually like you.

Thor: I do

Thor: just a bit

Loki: purchasing the vile beast known as man’s best friend will only result in the destruction of the Avengers. We all know (Y/N) would betray us. She would raise this animal, to become a beast. Multiply it and use it to destroy us from the inside.

Steve: is Loki… afraid…of dogs

You: oh my god

Loki: NO YOU IMBECILE I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU

Natasha: Loki? Saving us ?

Vision: in all my years on earth I have never heard such an entertaining tale

Peter: sit the fuck down bish you’re like 2 years old

Bruce: peter omg

Sam: THERE ARE  T E A R S FLOWING FROM MY EYES

Thor: please send help it sounds like he’s choking

Bucky:  l e t  h i m

Steve: what is it with everyone and wanting to kill each other?

You: don’t act like you haven’t wanted to kill any of us, you golden child

Steve: …

Steve: proceed.

Bucky: #

Scott: don’t even start I beg

Bucky: D:

Loki: you mortals will all perish

Tony: so I think we’ve established that Loki is afraid of dogs, and since none of us like him I propose we get one.

Steve: agreed

Loki: NO YOU DENSE HEADED INFERIORS

Tony: all in favour of a dog say aye

Steve: aye

You: aye

Thor: aye

Peter: aye

Scott: aye

Wanda: aye

Vision: aye

Natasha: aye

Bucky: aye

Bruce: aye

Sam: aye

Clint: AYE MOTHER FUCKING AYE BITCHES

Bucky: Clint pls

Natasha: you are an embarrassment to this team, no wonder pietro is always running away from you.

Natasha has left the chat

Clint: damn

Bucky: #SCORCHED

Peter: well now that this has come to end, Let’s go Bucky, I gotta teach you the ways of the hashtag

Sam: oh I have got to see this

Scott: I’m definitely filming this

Bucky has left the chat

Peter has left the chat

Sam has left the chat

Scott has left the chat

Loki: you will all die

Loki has left the chat

Thor: it appears that Loki is having a tantrum

Thor: I must tend to my brother, his feelings have been hurt.

Tony: lolol I don’t care

Steve: same tbh

You: SE E YOU ARE NOT SUCH A PURE GOOD WILLING PERSON AFTER ALL

You: SUCK IT STEVEN

Tony: why do you have such a disrespectful child Steve?

Steve: biologically she’s your creation, you do the math

Clint: LMAOOO

Bruce: brb I’m totally not sobbing with laughter

Thor: I must depart from you friends (: goodbye

You: bye (:

Thor: (:

You: (:

Thor: (:

You: (:

Thor: (:

You: (:

Thor: (:

Clint: ISTG JUST LEAVE

Thor: be careful who you yell at brother Clinton. I am always watching.

Thor has left the chat

Bruce: well then

Tony: moving swiftly on

Clint: AHAHAA

You: im finally getting a dog WHOO

Clint: WHOOO

You: WHOOO

Steve: why are you both simultaneously yelling ‘whoo’ whilst typing it at the same time?

You: it’s for effect

Bruce: looool

Tony: anyways since you’re getting this dog, they least you could do is name it after your favourite dad

Steve: I agree, this debate has gone on for too long

Steve: which one of us do you like best?

You: sure why not

Bruce: this is going to get interesting

Clint: I’m ready to take screenshots

You: I’m naming my dog peter

Steve: why?

You: because he’s my favourite daddy

You: duh

(Y/N) has left the chat

Tony: what

Steve: pardon

Bruce: AJAJAJA IM SCREAMING AND WHEEZING AT THE SAME TIME I CANT

Clint: OH MY GOD BYE

Bruce has been disconnected

Clint: I’m totally… going to… see if he’s okay… and not laugh about this

Clint has left the chat

Steve: I can’t believe this

Tony: …

Steve: you have your suit right?

Tony: already putting it on

Steve: the shield?

Tony: it’s right where you left it

Steve: it’s time to go squash a spider

Steve has left the chat

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so i made some klance wallpapers/lockscreens

You guys are heroes!!!! Truly amazing what you accomplished today!! We must celebrate!! Pedophilic ships have officially been stopped!! You just needed to harrass a VA, who gives us a lot of funny Voltron content, and a great character, along with his wife and young children!! Your campaign against pedophilia, by threatening children was a success!!! Now Klance will be canon!!! The demon has been stopped!!!

Congrats.

I just need to say one last thing!

Get out

We don’t want you here

Voltron is too much of a good show for you.

You are innecessary to this fandom. We put up with you guys long enough.

If you do not support Shaladin ships, that’s okay. Just leave everyone who does it alone.

If you support this kind of behaviour, or do this stupid shit, feel free to block me. I wouldn’t want to share content from someone like you.

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