魚煮

Overseas dirty jokes at least have some humor and can actually be funny. But the kind of crude stuff people from my home country, Japan, post isn’t funny so much as it is just plain gross. It’s always the same kind of thing, like, ‘My girlfriend’s p***y is pink and so hot. It gets wet as soon as you touch it,’ and nothing but that. And I’m just sitting there thinking, ‘No one gives a damn about your girlfriend, you idiot.’ If anything, tell me about your own kinks instead. I’ll draw it for you. (Just kidding—that was a joke. I’m not actually taking requests for that kind of stuff. If someone really did, I’d probably just be like…"WHAT THE HELL")

Damn it. X (Twitter), for the love of god, stop shoving that garbage, sleazy crap in my face. Ever since they added the auto-translation feature, it’s nothing but vulgar posts everywhere and it’s driving me insane. It’s like making dirty jokes has somehow become a meme in itself. I mean, I like horny stuff, but this is seriously disgusting. Am I the only one who feels this way? It’s like being forced over and over to listen to the guy next to me at an izakaya suddenly start talking about what sex with his partner was like—fuck that. I don’t care about anyone else’s sex life. If anything, just show me pictures of naked guys instead.