I Will Get Better

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

I will take all the help I can get.

fuck every other personality test, reblog this with your sign and whether you were better at algebra or geometry

If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape

Literally imagine talking to a child like this

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

she told me she calls it “soda” instead of “pop”. I replied “homophobia at its finest” because i thought that would be silly and very obviously not a serious accusation of homophobia. It appears i couldn’t have been more wrong. 

I’m Monch.

are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

the people tagging this with “both bitch” are incredibly powerful and not to be trifled with

if they dont know what homestuck is then you know theyre a normal human being

everyone put ur top 3 homestuck characters in the tags

you’re right and you should say it op

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

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