into the ocean

Hasira: Oh, sorry!! Okay, I'll stick with human then. I don't wanna offend you or anything!

Andy: Hmmmm maybe 60% ofthetime

Andy: idk what your talking about tbh

Andy: Good for you! Dobt even take an Uber if you dont hav to, bad expirtnces await!

Nik: That sounds a little generous, tbh

Nik: Just nevermind lol

Penny: Aww, you never could've been just some random cute dude I saw on the beach; I basically HAD to get to know you from the start, idk why! A magnetic pull maybe lol. And ummm I think I bond well but like... I've never really had a history of being anybody's best friend? Everyone else has a better friend lol but I'm a good one and I love all my buds, I just know I'm not their number one and thats okay. I think double dates could be fun! Like a group hang, basically!

Penny: I just don't think I've ever spent a break away from them so it would be a first! And I might call them every day if I come visit so you better be prepared to see how super clingy I can be LOL.

Nik: Well, I'm glad you did. I can't even imagine how boring this year would have been if I hadn't met you. I get that a lot, actually. I didn't really have a single person in like grade school or high school I could label as my 'best friend.' But now we've got each other and we can just be each other's best friends lol. Oh, good because I might have heard about something along the lines of a double date and I kinda wanted to see if that was something you'd be okay with or what.

Blake: I'd probably just wear them once so I could make a big show of ripping them and being like FASHION IS WEIRD! Do you think they'd rip easily or am I really going to need to put some effort into it?

Blake: Uh... I don't know, maybe? I know Will and I are kinda like, out of the ordinary since we've been like inseparable since we were kids and dating's just like... how we were before but super-powered lol. But some people at least talk about it pretty fast, I think? Who knows.

Nik: If you got the cheap ones, yeah. They probably would. Go to like, Walmart or something lol I'm almost positive those ones would rip in a matter of seconds.

Audrey: Well, why don't you use it?! Instas are so so fun!

Tori: If you do manage to scar me... I'm sure I could find a way to get even. How do you know I'm not in some kind of top secret hot-girl spy organization? That's a thing in movies and Auradon life is basically as fantastical and idealical as fiction stuff.

Jimmy: You can say whatever you want, but there's MORE to be said for a guy who gets it ;-) The ladies love feeling heard and understood.

Jimmy: It DOES sound fun to ruin that, but we can ruin that with our charms instead of with a cougar. Just throw our own party and make it irresistible. Maybe we can offer elephant rides and a volcano erupting free margaritas for all. Not a coherent theme, but I'll work on it.

Nik: Have fun with that then, I'm good keeping one lady happy and feeling heard and understood.

Selena: Fear of their feelings being rejected, I guess? I usually don't say much to people, but then I put what I mean in songs and my dad sings them and then you watch comments roll in about them and... yikes? Sometimes, at least. People aren't very respectful of each other these days.

Selena: Is it just as boring to say anything bunny-themed? Stuffed animals never get old with her. You could cook for her instead of taking her out for a meal? Candles and a more intimate setting seems nice.

Nik: People just suck lol idk why anyone listens to what anyone says or thinks about them. As long as you're happy and you're good, who cares what everyone else thinks?

Aileen: I don't know, maybe it's just a twin thing? I know Mackenna like I know the back of my own hand.

Aileen: LOL it really seems like your sisters are the bosses in the family, I kind of love it. You should! True friendship right there :-p

Nik: That is most certainly a twin thing lol I don't know either of them THAT well

Melody: We're still in college though, this is supposed to be the fun time where we get everything out of our system before we have to worry about all the serious stuff. When mom and dad come to me and tell me to start acting more like a princess or whatever, then I'll worry.

Melody: Oh you baby. Huh, well that sounds like a typical Tori conversation really. At least the shark part for sure.

Nik: Oh man, I can't wait for that day. We already know you're going to do the exact opposite, idk why you're trying to sell it like you'll actually listen to them 😂

Blake: You have more sisters than me, you might be!

Blake: But then are they still skinny jeans? Does getting the wrong size change the JEAN-TEGRITY?

Blake: Nope, not at all. When I decide to do things i do them 100% and don't look back, it works for me :-p Does that mean you haven't thought about it with Penny at all? The sixth one's my tree-senses. It's how I'm so good at tree surfing and vine-swinging both.

Nik: I mean, if you'd rather be suffocating down below, be my guest and get your regular size. I just like to actually be comfortable in my clothes.

Bowie: Lol true. I've gotten super good at avoiding her except for when her annoying gossip show is on. And she's in total denial that Mateo and I have like, way cooler girls than her now, so she hasn't tried to diss Lina and Nadia, which is nice.

Bowie: I should start carrying it around. Like a keychain or keeping a piece in my pocket or something for when I need it lol.

Nik: You could always block her channel, just putting that out there. But really, what's it matter. Sounds like you're over her so I wouldn't even pay her any mind.

Jimmy: Congratulations to me, myself, and I. My brand new insight's gonna make me even more of a smash than usual with the ladies :D

Jimmy: I can figure out how to pick a lock; give me an hour and I can do anything. Hmmm, gotta time it perfectly so that it's right before the party opens up, then any competition will come to our house instead... But nah, still think it's more fun if it's just the guys in the house. Less likely to catch lip from Lina that way, too.

Nik: Or stick you in the friendzone for life. Nothing girls like more than a guy who can empathize with their problems.

Audrey: You're welcome! It was a necessary clarification lol.

Audrey: Oh, thank you! Chad and I are in a brand new wonderful phase of our relationship and it's well worth congratulating. I appreciate your support, please consider showing it in the form of liking our InstaRoyal posts!

Aileen: Lol you grew up with her! What did your parents feed her? Was there anything she stole off your plate because she loved it or threw at you because she hated it?

Aileen: Good answer :-p Although it might be amusing for ME to see you try and stop them. Cute that you think I wouldn't have just moved onto the next person. They'd just probably have been a booty call instead of stimulating conversation :-p

Nik: Do people actually pay that much attention to their siblings? Because I couldn't tell you exactly what she threw at me when we were kids. It was basically a warzone.

Penny: Its that too! And a comedy and a romance and sci-fi, kind of - its everything!

Penny: I think that's high up there in best friend status criteria, yes! And that's a good thing, right? I mean, my parents always said that your partner should be your best friend. And they're really smart when it comes to that especially! And ummmm I don't know! I don't tend to bond with girls much lol but I should try! And if I should try with any girls it should definitely be with your sisters, that just makes sense.

Penny: ❤ Your description flatters me so much, I'm blushing! And really, you want me to visit over break? Nik, I would love that! I'll have to ask my parents for permission but I'm so honored to be asked, honest!

Nik: Better best friends than just some random dude you saw on the beach for sure. Really? You don't tend to bond with girls? Because I can't imagine you not bonding with anyone. So like if we were to go on those double dates, how would that go exactly? Wow, that sounded much weirder than I thought it was going to.