can't spell awesome without me

I’m thinking of donating new studio equipment to the school. I know, I know we already got some good stuff in there, but let’s be honest. It’s nowhere near on the same level as the pros.

Hey, that’s a pretty brilliant idea, big bro. Feel like putting my name on that donation with yours? You know, Dubois family solidarity?

Anja: yeehaw 🤠

Anja: A-Town Facedown!!! I'm telling you that's the name! That's definitely a hook line and sinker!

Skylark: Its sure as heck not my life philosophy but in this case I feel like pretending to be chill about the chance to design someone's logo is going to work in my favor. If FOMO is fear of missing out on anything, why does it need to be a phrase at all? Everyone's afraid of missing out on something. Just seems redundant.

If you do the right amount of deduction, I think you could be led to the conclusion that an altercation happened. A planned altercation. With swords. I’m usually more inclined for fists, but here we are. 

And you didn’t catch it on camera so I could watch it later? Ouch. Anyways, did you actually swear to play by the rules when you entered into it? Because you could have just thrown your sword to the side and still thrown some punches instead, that would have caught everyone off guard.

A masterpiece? I guess, if it hangs in the Museum of Making Money. It’s got all the right ingredients for that but I don’t know, I don’t feel anything when I listen to it except for embarrassment, and if I ever had to serenade my boo with a song, it sure as hell wouldn’t be one of those.

Ariana Grande raps now?! Since when?

Well, then maybe your boo doesn’t light up your world like nobody else, or flip her hair and make you overwhelmed, or smile at the ground so it ain’t hard to tell she don’t know she’s beautiful.

Since... according to the internet, God Is A Woman. She does some random hybrid stuff a lot but that’s the first one the GA accepts as rapping.

Inside the museum of cultural history. I might have gotten a little bored during my tour last time I was there...

Since none of you seem to be able to mind your business, I now have to torture myself and put on a jacket even if the weather doesn’t call for it. If you see bruises on me, don’t ask. It’s like none of you know the first rule of fight club. 

Aw, come on Margot, you should know me better than that. Don’t ask is basically begging me to ask, now I’ve gotta know what happened! I never liked Fight Club anyway, it would have ruined my beautiful face too much.

Nah it just makes it all worse because you’re being exactly the stereotype. I figured at least for Jimmy Dubois you wouldn’t want to be the same as everyone else.

If you think I’m the same as everyone else then you must not be talking to very many princes. 

That’s where you’re wrong. Everything looks good on me. I’m starting to think it might actually be you that loves me and you just want me to love you back that bad.

Now why would I go and do a thing like that?

I guess I wouldn’t know since 1D formed ten years ago and broke up before most of the people I know got to college. I’m pretty glad I only got here from the Isle for the last year of their stuff, the early stuff like What Makes You Beautiful is cringy af. 

Only fair. I gotta ask, does that mean you guys are gonna rap? Because I kind of really want to see that.

Dude, you’re killing me here! What Makes You Beautiful is a masterpiece of epic proportions. They’ve only got a handful of other songs that fun that come out after that -- Best Song Ever, Perfect, One Thing. Their cute stuff’s where it’s at, when they tried to get all deep and serious they kinda stopped making sense a little bit. 

Well we are now! If Ariana Grande can do it so can Jimmy Dubois.

Skylark: That's true lol I should've listened to that one phrase about quitting while ahead :-P I look forward to submitting my piece! And I guess I must not. Or, I don't know, is it FOMO if you only have it with one person?

Celia: Okay, I really have no idea where you're getting this "love" idea from. I've literally never loved anyone besides my family and friends.

Celia: I could name every boy I've thought was more beautiful than you but then I'd wind up naming every boy in Auradon 🤷🏿‍♀️

Jimmy: That's plenty of people! You've got a big ole heart full of love, Celia Facilier.

Like what exactly? No, seriously, tell me because whatever it is I’m doing, I will stop. I’m gagging, I’m really gagging.

Like everything, Cece. Denial does not look good on you.

Oh yeah, like you were going to give me diamonds, money, or…an wild animal apparently? You’re being a total prince right now by the way. 

Okay, but I am a prince. Isn’t it more annoying for me to pretend I’m not?

Celia: If I really wanted to look at your face why would I pick something ugly?

Celia: Also that's a trick question. Everyone of the pictures you take is ugly cause you're u g l y :P

Jimmy: Vain hopes that it would make you love me just a little less?

No, I’ve never had a cat; I think it’s just a Happy-ism, he has a lot of weird sayings that don’t always make sense. So the whole party is kind of like a crime show episode? That’s so morbid. And I wasn’t saying the murder mystery party would make me sick, I was saying a party with a band that fought with my dad would make me sick, but you’re probably right, either/or would probably not be something I could handle.

A little more less uncouth than an actual crime scene, our death will probably be by poison or strangling or something not very bloody.