Tucker: I know. When they said we were getting a field trip in Gotham, I thought it would be a lot more exciting. Especially when they listed Wayne Enterprises as one of the tours.

Danny: Axion Labs had a better tour. All we've seen are hallways and closed doors

Sam: Don't forget the Wayne water fountain that was part of the original town hall of Gotham, before it burned to the ground and the fountain was bought out by the Waynes.

Danny: It was a fascinating twelve-minute wait for the small gush of water.

Tucker: Whats the tour guy saying now?

Danny: Don't know. Don't care.

Sam: Ugh, we should play a game. Make the time move faster.

Tucker: Sure, want to play Would You Rather?

Danny: We played that on the bus. How about Have You Ever?

Sam: We don't have anything to drink. Let's do Hot Seat.

Danny: Sure.

Tucker: Go head

Sam: Right, Danny, you're first. If you could sleep with any of the heroes in Gotham who would-

Danny: Red Hood.

Tucker: Good taste. Bouncing off of what Sam said, if you could sleep with any of the Waynes who-

Danny: Jason Todd.

Sam: You seem overly eager to answer these questions.

Danny: Is that a problem?

Jason: No I find it interesting

Danny letting out the highest pitch scream a man of 25 has ever made: !!!!!!

Jason: impressive set of pipes.

Sam whispering to Tucker: Is it just me, or does Danny have a shot?

My piece for the @dcfanmadezines Local lesbian aunt and her bi nephew hanging out after a hard night day of work.

Canon Tim is firmly Gen X. He's an extreme latchkey kid who actively and duplicitously resists any attempt at parenting him because that would cut into his vigilante time. He's a skater-slacker kid who dropped out of school to be a full-time hero and got himself emancipated because he hates being told what to do. He's a self-taught photographer who at the age of 10 had better shots of Batman and Robin than the press. He figured out their identities because he had imprinted on Dick Grayson like a duckling, but told no one and probably would have kept the secret for life if Jason hadn't died. He literally looked at an unhinged, grieving grown man whi is also a dangerous vigilante, saw he was actively in the process of going off the deep end, and went "is anyone going to adopt this fucked up man?" and didn't wait for an answer. He's an unrepentant Car Guy who salivates over Ducati bikes and his boyfriend's biceps. He had a full enemies-to-lovers arc with the girl who hit him with a brick. He's had more love interests than any two other Robins combined and has a preference for people who can kick his ass. He plays D&D. He's been to more funerals in one year than most people go to in a lifetime. He dated a mafiya princess. He lies, repeatedly and successfully, to Batman. He becomes a villain in every alternate timeline. He taught himself cloning to try to bring his best friend back to life. He almost killed Captain Boomerang. He has contingency plans to take out everyone he knows. He's the most like Bruce in terms of how they think and that terrifies him. He knows he's not the best choice to lead a team and willingly steps aside because being a good tactician isn't the only quality a leader needs. He loves the Clash. He genuinely thought Alvin Draper was a good fake name. He owned Superboy merch before he even liked Kon. He's arguably the pettiest of all the Robins. He's smart, but only about things that interest him. He hugs people readily. He's a massive pop culture nerd. He was trained by Lady Shiva. He's Cass's favorite. He survived the Clench.

YES THERE HAS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

1. SUPERMAN #36 "JASON TODD OF THE SUPERMAN FAMILY"

2. SUPERMAN #37 WEARS MERCH OF HIM IN A CAMEO

3. SUPERMAN #39 HALLUCINATES HIM

4. SUPERMAN #40 HALLUCINATES HIM AGAIN!!!! WITHIN THE FIRST 3 PANELS NO LESS