Where am I?

most days I roll my eyes at the Batman subreddit, but “DC were cowards to fold on the great Bat Cock Debacle of 2018” is an incredible take

u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine

"what if the world was made of pudding" and "and if a mouse said this about a kia sorento" are the dual wield combat knives with which you can easily destroy any specious and convoluted hypotheticals with no plausible connection to reality

"if a hypothetical scenario is stupid you can just refuse to entertain it" is a silver bullet technique that will make you immune to liberals who watch youtube debate channels for ever

I havent heard the mouse one before. Can you explain it?

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg

i recommend every history student to play the appropriate assassin’s creed game before starting to learn about a subject bc it makes everything 10000% funnier like. hey. i know this guy. he had an unresolved yet undeniable homoerotic sexual tension with my favorite video game man. what’s he doing here.