jane

- pda in general constantly

- all the rest of the guys (especially bam & dico) give him soo much shit for it.

- it’s not even kissing either its just ryan constantly having his arm around your waist or shoulder.

- he’s just touchy!!!!

- i’m a firm believer ryan is a “sweetheart” “hon” and “baby” kinda guy.

- i can also see him being a “baby girl” and “doll” kinda guy (ESPECIALLY in cky era) but not in front of the guys

- unless he’s drunk, then he could care less.

- tending to his shopping cart/bike related injuries <33

- and doodling all over the cast that he has in cky 3

- (then getting pissed at him for cutting it off himself)

- bam employs you to be in little skits for the movies all the goddamn time.

- whether you like it or not you ARE forced to participate

“this is fuckin’ stupid… you don’t have to do this, sweetheart.”

“yes she does, dunn. hey, don’t listen to him, you totally do.”

- if you really, really refuse to participate bam will force you to film, but that would take a whole lot of convincing

- and either way you’re definitely the butt end of a ton of pranks. there’s really no winning here.

- ryan’s fine with the skits but draws the line when bam suggests you partake in a stunt

- he says it once in passing and gets the dirtiest fucking look from ryan

- he can’t stand the idea of you not only getting hurt, but the rest of the crew laughing at it and it forever being memorialized on a VHS tape

- overprotective bf ryan…. dreamy sigh.

- all the guys are actually shockingly fond of you.

- none of them will admit it to you though. because they’re assholes.

- (except for one time when you were able to get a “you’re actually pretty cool” out of raab when he was wasted. he denies this up and down but you know it happened.)

- they will, however, rub it in ryan’s face!!

“dunn, where’s your girl?”

“why the fuck do you wanna know, you asshole?”

“because she’s funnier than you. and easier on the eyes.”