See with eyes unclouded by hate

If anyone’s wondering how well the nsfw filters are going to work once tumblr outlaws horny people…..

Before tumblr delete all the freaky shit throw that ass in my dms

mmmmmmmmmMMMMM OKAY this is more relevant again today ahahaha tumblr is going to die

how do you think kojima felt when people guessed the twist in MGSV from the first trailer two years before the game came out, based solely on the fact that Venom Snake was vaping 

this piece of metal gear history always amazes me

i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit

i can’t wait to get my college diploma so i can eat it and die

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

To level my charisma stat

Ah a gamer, you may pass

being an ant would fucking suck. there’s an animal called an anteater, that’s not even like a nickname.