Welcome to my Palace

having kinks is so embarrassing like sorry I told you I wanna fuck a big scary demon, I played pretend as a kid and Came Back Wrong

shy, meaning "this child clearly has anxiety but let's tell them everyone gets nervous before things instead of going to therapy"

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right

is that the...only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

where is the raccoon getting the heart

don't worry about it

Why rats gotta have the little grabby hands? Give man a cheerio and he eats it like a bagel

You complaining? You complaining about the little man and his bagel?

Being a trans guy in the lgbtq+ community is like living with your parents. Everyones arguing all the time and you don't exist

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

do u have a message for 25 year olds

uhhhhh 2 bagels?

these are normal pigeons

yes but they’re great