Princess Bernadotte

season 3 au: after getting to know one another better during their time at mount weather, monty and miller are given the chance to fall for each other

or: minty could have happened if the writers wanted it to

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So why do they call you ‘Doc’? Why do they call you a repeat offender? Because I am one. Well, there’s your answer.

                         I’m going to give you my own nickname                         You know you have the right to remain silent?                         Can I call you ‘Bones’?                         No.                         You know I’d make a hell of a CI.                         CI? Why, because you’re certifiably insane?                         Aw. Love you too, Bones.

Why do you want to be a CI anyways? Can’t a guy have a job? Ha. Like you need a job. Your watch costs nearly as much as I make in a year. ‘Course you stole it. Actually I bought it. With money you stole. Allegedly.