all the damn vampires

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.