Like a lady

If it makes you feel better we could take turns paying

We can do that, yes. When it's my turn to pay, I'm going to take you to all of these really great places that my grandma takes me, okay?

You really don’t have to, I’m fine with buying my own things, I wouldn’t like to have you think I’m using you for money when I have all this money of my own.

Oh, sorry. I just give a lot, I like giving to people.

You don’t have to do that, I can buy my own food, I have the money for it. But it’s the thought that counts, right?

Oh, okay. If I'm getting something, I'll get you something, though. I stop at Starbucks a lot.

I’m usually able to go most places, just as long as I’m home before midnight or if I let her know I’m staying at a friends house.

Everywhere you come with me, I'll get you food! People seem to like that.

I can’t go everywhere. My mum likes me to be at home with her in case she needs help with something.

Okay, that makes sense. You can come with me to any place that you're allowed to go and any place you'd like to go.

Well lucky for you, I’m very good at math.

You can come with me everywhere, then! I need someone who is smart and can put up with me.

Unless it’s one of my immediate friends, but other people don’t really care much to invite me out, I’m not that cool.

I'll invite you everywhere I go! Even if it's just to go out to the grocery store, you can come too! Sometimes I have trouble adding up all the prices.

Not really, I only get invited places if people don’t have anyone else to go with.

That's really sad, actually. And mean.

I hate going outside, it’s too hot this time of year.

That's what pools are for! Don't people invite you to pool parties?

Only if you have someone to be outside with.

I guess. I like going outside just to go outside.

No I have don’t go outside unless it’s for food or friends

That sounds really sad.. Going outside can be fun!

I guess. They’re the ones that look scary and come after you if you breathe the wrong way.

Bugs don't usually come after me. My grandma keeps those anti-bug candles all around the back porch so they don't bother us. Do you have anti-bug candles?

Not even close. Wasps are possibly the worst thing to ever happen to this planet.

Are they the ones with the dangly legs?

You’re thinking about bees. Wasps don’t give a fuck if you did something or not.

There's a difference? I thought all flying bugs were the same thing. Except for butterflies!

If God was real why do wasps exist?

They'll only hurt you if you hurt them. They're not bad. 

I won’t. Sorry if I acted like a prick earlier, I just wasn’t expecting that.

Expecting what? The fact that I wasn't always rich? It's okay. That's the only surprise I have.

Yeah, I’ll always love you. You’re one of the few people I can always be myself around. Now, maybe I’m not in love with you, but I’ll always love you? Does that make sense?

I think that makes sense, yeah. I'll always love you, too, though. Don't forget it.