I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

I got my dick sucked.

I’m just reblogging because cat.

I DO NOT BELIEVE MY EYES

@ironnyan

This is the only day you can reblog this. Do it for Weed Moon.

@forksalesperson

I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.

ate** nobody says eated

I’m not really sure whether to feel sorry for or jealous of this person for not getting the reference

if you main support theres a good chance youre gay

not thanking your healers is homophobic

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

Hope you find someone with some genuine mutual feelings fam

This good karma needs to be passed

I hope you get that job you need

I hope some money comes your way.

I hope that stress you have goes away

I hope you feel good and okay in the morning

I hope you feel loved and safe

I hope you find the healing that you seek

I hope you forgive yourself for your past

I hope you find peace within yourself

I hope your skin is clear and your hair is growing.

I hope and pray you find the happiness you deserve