Prince Celestone

Why the fuck can’t I just run away and live the rest of my years in an old dark castle? No I gotta have ‘money’ and ‘apply’ for ownership or whatever 

Anyway,, also thinking about how princesses typically give knights gifts in all the stories. So imagine the prince saying “a token of my appreciation” and holding out a pair of lace panties to his personal guard, and of course the confused knight responds, “you think I’m interested in a common pair of underwear, my lord?”. To which the prince says, “no, but I did think you’d be interested in knowing that I started the day with them on and am ending the day with them obviously in your hand,” before walking away while the flustered knight tries his best not to stare at his ass.

I DESERVE TO LIVE IN A CASTLE

princes don’t want princesses. princes want dashing knights to pick them up effortlessly and take them on adventures

Oh to have him call you his prince while he holds you close peppering you with kisses... telling you how devoted he is to you... falling asleep to the sound of his voice knowing he'll be around taking care of you tomorrow...~

dang, if only i was the strong royal guard to protect and accompany a very handsome prince, and later fall in love with him. what if?

It’s homophobic that I’m not an 18th century prince who meets the head of the royal guard one day and he dismisses me as some spoiled brat and I dismiss him as some ruffian and then we continue to meet and eventually get to know each other and fall in love and run away to the countryside

I just want to be a spoiled prince living in a castle with fancy clothes and a crown who's hopelessy fallen in love with his handsome servant and has to keep the affair hidden so I don't lose him is that soooo much to ask?? I just want to spoil him and be spoiled my only reprieve from my duties as the heir to the throne being my time with him...~

hey mind if i *daydreams about being a gay prince with his knight boyfriend*