this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

While growing up, the Bermuda Triangle seemed like a real threat for a while there.

I HAVE SEEN THINGS

Omg this is hilarious

Fucking punch me in the face

Every time I click on this and hear that first note I cry a lil

Did tumblr mobile stuff up or does this actually have a million notes

@inyourarmsandimhome

@the-sassy-pixie Imma tag you in it whenever I see it tbh

@4thelove-ab pls watch.

Reblog this if you're older than Google.

Oh shit *raises hand quickly*

I’m older than google.

When Google suggests searches, Imma tell that little piece of shit to mind his elders!

Not risking this one

WHAT ARE YOU I LOVE YOU