i don't even know

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

dream job is one of the Fromsoft women who level the player up. just sit around in a hub being a baddie and scrolling twitter until they show back up and i give them vigor +1 and say some weird vague shit. shift done

the patient needs getting sniffed by a cat's cold wet little nose to live

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

You can survive your childhood and escape the horror of your parents by creating and existing solely in a rich inner world in which you contain all your thoughts and feelings and this will not have any effect on your relationships as an adult