[Rolls his eyes] Yeah, whatever. Why do you only pop around when I’m pissed off about something? Granted, I’m still pissed from somethin’ that happened like, last month, but still.

[He narrows his eyes] The worst part is, I know you well enough ta know all the “shit” you could’ve said just then.

[Gasp!] I’m so flattered! Next you’re going to be telling me all my favorite perch spots. [He starts to grin mischievously.] Oh I do declare, you’ve gone and given me vapors. 

[She crosses her arms over her chest]

I take it you’ve spoken with Charity lately then?

[Looking skyward he too crosses his arms over his chest.] 

[She frowns]

I’m not surprised that you did, but that doesn’t make me any less disappointed.

Not even if I said I stole it to drop off in front of some kid at the park who looked like they would keel over? 

I stopped keeping tings in there when my ‘brothers’ would raid it. *Does he spy with his little eye the cute bunny girl pyon? Pretty sure he does.* 

[Squints at. Readying his trusty spray bottle.] 

“Me? Lost? Never! It’s hard to miss your awesomeness!” He teased back, letting Pride lead him to where his vessel was. Quite excited to finally get back into his form that he feels the most like himself. “I know, but see I thought my vessel was done for and I would’ve been severely disappointed, but you came and fixed like a the Amazing Mofo you are!” He replied, offering all the items he brought to Pride. “Of course you’re going to get dragonling snuggles too!” Ue quickly went over to inspect the vessel, but not before either giving the items he brought to Pride or setting them down. He looked over his vessel, checking it out from the outside, quite pleased with the results. “I’m super impressed! There isn’t even a scar left, and that’s awesome man! I would’ve hated if my horn had broke, that would’ve been a huge problem.”

Awesome! He’s super cool, too. Good friend’a mine.

[He grins] Yeah, we can. There are lots of surprisingly vegan things, like that one flavor of Doritos. It’s in a purple bag, I think. I don’ really eat Doritos, but it’s interesting! It might taste strange if you’re super used to eating mainly animal products, but, other times, you can’t even tell the difference! 

Is he? How long have you known him? 

I don’t need further lecturing. I’m aware of my mistake, and I recognize that I put too much faith in her maturity. Like I said before, it’ll be over when she runs out of bullets. I’ll see what I can do to get the weapon away from her.

She suffered greatly, and I wanted to help. I think it was something one of those fathers of yours did that could have upset her. Regardless, we don’t need to keep chatting in circles. What happened happened; all I can do now is fix it in the best way I can.

As long as she doesn’t shoot me I guess... Have you ever been shot in the ass with a gun? It’s not pleasant. [He’s rubbing his behind with a cringe just thinking about it.] 

Long time. I can give you his contact info if you want.

[He chuckles] Really? Shit. Well, I guess some people are like that. You didn’ know, so it ain’ your fault. [He hums] I went out for a couple things grocery-wise. I ran out’a my vegan meat-substitutes. Only a couple places sell ‘em, n’ I’ve been cravin’ their chick’n lately. Not all vegan food tastes like shit. [He grins]

Hmm, sure. I could check him out and see some of his other work too. 

pridefullyawesome:

Who? [You see this confused face right here? He is uncertain if he knows Amy.] Ah right bullets, gotta watch out for those. I know it’s not really in your nature, but have you considered taking the gun back from her?

[Starts poking at Charity and maybe gets in his bubble a little bit more.] So it wasn’t you and I probably got the information messed up somewhere along the way via translation! You don’t have to apologize to me you know, I wasn’t the one shot in the face. 

[He does grimace thinking about it.] I fixed the damage anyway, but you really probably shouldn’t give out weapons like that. It’d be like if I went out on the street and gave a kid a firecracker which was then chucked at another kid and next thing you know there is screaming and burns. 

I’m not going to deny I was wrong, but Miss Armstrong isn’t a child, so your metaphor doesn’t exactly work here. It was supposed to be for self-defense only. She said something about being swarmed by sins.

When you’re a neutral being who doesn’t want to deal with the lot of you, it’s nearly impossible to escape you. I wanted to help, though I went about it the wrong way.

I can talk with her.

If you want an adult, I’ve seen them put bottle rockets in their mouths. Just because someone wants a weapon for self defense doesn’t necessarily mean they should have it. I get it, she wants to feel safe, but at the same time what is her definition of ‘swarmed’. Were we coming after her violently? What’s the whole story? 

It’s only fun to pick on them when they have fun reactions is all. [Shrugs] At least that’s why I used to bother people, now I don’t really see the point. Especially now that I have to watch my back or I might get shot at. 

All I wanna do is help people who need it. I give people things that they desperately need yet cannot obtain on their own.

[He frowns] You misheard. I’d never shoot Greed. I did, however, bless a gun for Miss Amy Armstrong for self-defense. In hindsight, giving her such a thing was a terrible idea. She won’t have it anymore when she inevitably runs out of bullets.

I heard from Greed and have already apologized. I’m sorry.

Who? [You see this confused face right here? He is uncertain if he knows Amy.] Ah right bullets, gotta watch out for those. I know it’s not really in your nature, but have you considered taking the gun back from her?

[Starts poking at Charity and maybe gets in his bubble a little bit more.] So it wasn’t you and I probably got the information messed up somewhere along the way via translation! You don’t have to apologize to me you know, I wasn’t the one shot in the face. 

Sounds good. [He smiles] I’m glad ya like it! The guy who did it is amazing. I go to ‘im for everything.

[He assumes “Alex” is human, so. When asked about rules, he gives him a look, but he’s still smiling] Uh, no littering? [Chuckles] I wouldn’ recommend diggin’ through my shit, but I’m pretty laid back, I think. 

C’mon. My place is this way. [He starts walking towards his house]

How long has he been working on tattoos? What I was able to see is really impressive. 

[He just gives him a sheepish shrug, sometimes human interactions just were a struggle.] No littering and no snooping then. I figured I’d ask, cuz this one time I went to an old pals house and I didn’t know they had this thing about wearing shoes inside. [He rubs the back of his neck with a laugh.] So figured it’s etter to outright ask. 

Exactly.

[He chuckles] Yeah, I do. [Smiles] Well, it’s nice ta meet’cha, Alex. Is it cool if I call you Alex? [He shrugs] You don’ seem like you’d wanna harm me. I mean, if you wanted to, you probably would’ve done it by now. [He’s also moving soon, so he’s not worried]

The fact you’re even concerned tells me you’re fine, so you’re welcome ta come over while I change pants. You can use the bathroom if you need to when we get there.

Yeah, that’s cool. After a while my name can get to be a mouthful. [He grins with a shrug back.] Nah I don’t have any reason for wanting to harm you, I just saw your arm and decided to come over and talk to you. 

Very funny. That’s not really my department anyway. You’re looking for Kindness. Even if she could, I get the feeling you don’t want guidance.

I’m sure it is. It suits you.

Yeah, but seems like all of you are looking to spread your cheerful light following ways some way or another. [Nope, doesn’t want it.]