an idiot's guide to happiness

If Levar Burton is hitting someone that person needs to be hit and I will hold his coat

That is the premise of an entire Leverage episode

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

I thought this was the kink.com castle

@petty-roosevelt

The last 3 of your most recent emojis will describe how your final day of 2020 will be like

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him

i wish the people above a good day. i love and appreciate you and your singular braincell. 

Me and the boys on our way to respect women