Pretty Kitty

how many celebrities have to say they find being shipped with other people uncomfortable or even traumatizing before people stop doing it

i gotta say even if black widow’s fandom hadnt lost all momentum long ago anyways, selling a prequel movie about the main character you just killed off in the most undignified way possible is like. a move i guess….. no matter what happens in her dark and stormy past it still just leads up to her wearing an ugly braid and killing herself for jeremy renner. like cool what is anybody supposed to do with this. anyways remember to pirate disney+ 

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

i feel like i was just rick-rolled

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

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