gross rat guy.

UNMASKED

put a mask on that baby right now so help me

#my brain deciding what information to retain

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

this is like the least-evil use of this image possible

today i had dinner at my favorite little hole in the wall mexican restaurant and as i was leaving i made sure to hold the door for an older lady behind me and as i stood outside getting my uber figured out the lady walked back up to me very nervously and said “you’re gonna think i’m a crazy lady but it was just put upon my spirit to tell you this: you’re god’s favorite” and she continued to apologetically tell me how she doesn’t know what it means but she was compelled to tell me that i’m god’s favorite. basically what im saying is so long suckers

this would’ve been normal portland crazy behavior but i wasn’t in portland and she was just totally normal. except that she couldn’t ignore the voice of god telling her to tell me i’m his favorite

im not offended or anything i am just so deeply curious.

i forgot i had a moral orel icon when posting this. maybe thats why i’m GF material (Gods Favorite)

but watch out

Lil Uzi vert

I need to be successful so I can behave the way I want and be considered eccentric instead of insane

fuck you *dies and doesn’t rot*