Hello Sir/Madame

The random people running into and out of frame are my favorite

These kids are really living their best life

Where the fuck did all might come from!!!

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

that was a classic that was a classic

It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift

He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.

I FOUND IT!!

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

this is literally honestly a fucking bop

are you fucking for real

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

Later

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

Dam it it got better

S T O P

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

ENOUGH

The last one got me.

White Right Logic™

Ive been making Trump supporters uncomfortable all day by telling them about Trump’s budget removing the Violence Against Women grants and how that will literally cause me to lose my job, since I work for the Gender Based Violence Advocacy group at my campus. 15 of us rely on that grant to pay for food, rent, and school, since a chunk of it goes to compensating us minimum wage as we spend 20 hours a week raising awareness, counseling survivors, and doing research.  We don’t waste a penny of that grant and we’ve saved people’s lives.  Literally thousands of Americans will lose their jobs with those cuts, and I’ve been sure to let every motherfucker know it.  One of his major points was creating American jobs and the first thing he’s going to do is fire 1000’s of us.  Fuck Donald Trump and the dipshits who voted for him

THESE ARE THE ONLY PICTURES I EVER NEED TO SEE TO FEEL HAPPY

#onlyonecanlive

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW