#forkfight

So, this evening I was in my living room hanging out with my family (for once) and I had accidentally unplugged one of my sisters electronics and she was getting all “god damn it” and “ugh”. I didn’t want to deal with that so I was like bye. My dad said “Wait! before you leave..” and he points a metal fork at me “Fork fight!” and I said “wHaT? I don’t have a fork!!”. He then pointed to a plastic fork covered in dried cake that was left on the table (I know, we’re lazy) earlier in the day. “Use that one!” and I said “But its plastic, that’s not fair!” and he responded by saying “You’re young, you need a disability!”. I just looked at him with the stupidest face and said “That makes zero sense...” and he said “Just fight!!”. SO I picked up the fork, and as they clashed together, dried cake flew off the fork and at my dad. His reaction was, “WhAT?! nO!! UNFAIR ADVANTAGE!” and I said “HAHA! How the turns have tabled!” then I bent the fork so it would fling more cake at him and he just lifted his hands in surrender and said “FINE YOU WIN!” Indeed father... I did.