I feel like not having watched Hannibal makes these posts like 2000% funnier for me

i can tell you right now that these are rich people. it’s not the hot tub in the background. it’s not even the money suit. it’s the fact that both girls are dressed and styled like women in their 40s. seriously, i have two cousins who are rich as hell and this is how they dress. ive seen pictures of groups of them flocked together, usually somewhere with a golf course in the background, every last one of them dressed exactly like their mothers. i dont know why. but i can tell you right now with absolute certainty these girls went to a debutante ball and have had their own horse since they were 10. they named it trudy or something. i know all this because those girls are about to leave the house looking like the desperate housewives and nobody sees anything wrong with that 

Damn, chill^ I purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds, lets save all that salt for fries honey.

“my first horse”

Socialists in the 1910s were like, God is real but I hate him very much and when I get to heaven I will unionize the angels

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

i got banned from a metal gear facebook group for posting this

The fact that Taika Waititi not only made a movie partially about a comedic Hitler, but openly sold it as a comedic movie about Nazi Germany in 2019 blows a massive hole in all these white cisdudes who can't stop bitching and moaning about making jokes in PC culture, and shows the real problem is they're actually just neither creative nor empathetic enough to make the jokes they want to make. They're just bitter their low-hanging fruit is being taken away and now they have to think about what they're saying. And worse yet, there are people like Waititi who are perfectly willing to do that thinking and succeed at making non-PC humor work. Their whole world is warping around them and I couldn't love it more.