Prestige Beta

so according to my mother i’m a narcissist now! because apparently i only care about myself! (i dont give a damn about myself) i don’t have any empathy! (i do everything i can to comfort my friends) im manipulative and i gaslight people! (because i told my psychiatrist that i have problems with my mother) i don’t accept any criticism! (i perfectly know im nothing but a useless garbage)

so fun! i love this so much!

fr though if i only cause pain and suffering to those around me i should just end it

Definitely happens in the first few hours after she’s born, with her wispy blonde hair and big brown eyes. Johnny’s laying in the hospital bed with the baby on his chest all-

“It’s insulting she came out looking just like you, Si.”

Simon can’t help but laugh.

“I’m serious, ye bastard. I went through all that suffering just fer her to come out yer fuckin’ twin!”

Simon huffs out a low chuckle.

“You say that like it’s a bad thing, Johnny.”

Johnny just grumbles under his breath that it is, in fact, terrible. He stares down at Maeve’s tiny face and says-

“At lease she didn’t get yer ugly ass nose.”

Simon would be offended if it wasn’t true. His hooked nose was atrocious, even before being broken more times than he could count.